Bad Case of Romnesia? Losing Candidate Blames “Gifts” for the Obama Win

Bad Case of Romnesia? Losing Candidate Blames “Gifts” for the Obama Win

Maybe it was the Black people mysteriously voting in Maine. Maybe it was the weird Black people voting in urban areas. No, it was all the Black people getting “gifts” from the President. My Romnesia is in full effect.

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In a fit of pure desperation, the lovable Mitt Romney has once again shown that he cannot get a firm grasp on reality. After losing to President Obama last Tuesday, the Romney camp was flabbergasted. They found themselves hoodwinked, bamboozled, even dismayed at the shocking outcome. Rep. Paul Ryan, defeated VP nominee, cited “urban turnout” as the random phenomena causing his ticket’s loss. The Republican Party Chair in Maine complained of “mysterious” Black people who just appeared on voting day, presumably, to cast votes for Obama and Biden. But, the Romney rationale deserves the most analysis. He blames Obama’s “gifts” to Blacks, Latinos, and young people. By golly, he may just be on to something!

On Wednesday, in a conference call with concerned donors, Governor Romney asserted that “gifts” like loan forgiveness, free contraception, “amnesty for children of illegals,” the DREAM Act, and free healthcare were all policy ploys to attract Blacks, Latinos, and young people to Obama. What is funniest about this notion that social policy is a “gift” to young people and racial minorities is that Romney makes these policies sound dirty. Its like all the social issues that these groups care about, you know family planning, college attendance, immigration reform, and affordable health coverage, are just these nasty little things that all the poor people want. These obviously aren’t worth a dime, right? If they were actually important then he’d support them.

Comparatively, this is coming from the man who’s entire life was bankrolled by well-off parents, wealthy businessmen and millionaire donors. Though he seems to be a nice man, his increased pocketbook has been the ongoing wedge between him and the general public. His nose has been turned up at the slackers and lazies at the bottom of the class structure for some time now. So, his comments are neither surprising nor new. In actuality, he may want to get to work on a new routine. When Bobby Jindal, Republican Governor of Louisiana, distances himself from you, you know you’ve got a problem.

What is slightly disconcerting about this comment from the guy who still can’t figure out that people are recording him is that there is still this undercurrent of racial and class-based animus from Whites to Blacks and from the rich to the poor. Romney’s stance insinuates that policy favoring the poor is some sort of maneuver to coax them into voting. Its not that this country needs to reduce the cost of healthcare and life saving preventative care for people who can’t afford it. Really, its just the President buying the election. And who needs loan forgiveness when you can just borrow money from your parents, duh. Ever seen the Twilight Zone? I think we’re in it right now.

Romney’s platform promised to repeal healthcare reform (giving those dollars back to business owners and the rich), keep the Bush tax cuts (giving that money back to the rich), reduce regulations for gas, oil, and corporate entities (giving that money back to the rich), reduce regulations on Wall Street and other banking institutions (giving that money back to, you guessed it, the rich), defund Sesame Street and Planned Parenthood and to repeal Roe v. Wade (these last ones were just for good measure – had to make sure the rich folks knew he really meant it). And how are these not gifts? The word gift means something extra, not necessarily needed. Does anyone truly need these social and economic policies? I didn’t know that the rich were dying in the streets cause they had to pay a couple hundred thousand more dollars on their million dollar baselines. It must have been so tough forgoing that yacht because of “Obamacare.” I kid, I kid.

But, there is a much larger point here. Rich people don’t seem to think that the policies they want are “gifts.” You know, since they work so hard to squeeze every last penty (yes, I said penty) out of the working class, they need respite too. And President Obama is just not doing it for them. So, you know what? Cheers to you rich folks and Romney! I always cheer for the underdog. You are not popular right now cause people are hungry and poor and stuff. But you know you just stick with it. In a few years, we’ll all be so high on all this free stuff that we’ll forget how great it is to get squeezed. Then, you’ll have your moment once more. Keep the faith. It worked for “Dubya.”

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MadamCJCPA 1126 pts

GOP Tennessee Republican Senator Scott DesJaris' ex-wife had TWO (not one) abortions while they were married and yet he supports anti-abortion legislature for everyone else.   He just doesn't feel the need to walk the walk for himself and the children he assists in conceiving.

 

http://news.msn.com/politics/tenn-gop-congressmans-ex-wife-had-2-abortions

 

Members of AARP want Congress to end the Payroll Tax break so cash-strapped working stiffs can once again get back to funding the Social Security Entitilement Program at the full 7.65% tax rate.  I thought Republicans didn't believe in raising taxes? I guess that only applies when it affects their pockets directly. 

 

http://news.msn.com/politics/democratic-backing-rises-for-extending-payroll-tax-holiday-4

dani-BBW 1787 pts

I think I'll recycle this quote in regard to another well known asshat: "long since moved past the exit for relevancy and veering toward irresponsibility..."

DeepWater 2465 pts

 dani-BBW   Yeah, Brian Williams (NBC) on Donald Trump, I saw that on election night (maybe the next night in that Trump stated that the election was a "sham"), and just laughed my booty off.   Get a new wig Donald 'cause that creature on your head is leechin', on what's left of, blood from your brain.

AminahMatthews 542 pts

Romney need to admit defeat and shut the hell up. It kills him to know that this gorgeous, intelligent, smart, competent, black man (or man of African decent. Whatever you want to call him) won another 4 more years as our commander en chief...

Veron 1400 pts

I want to know exactly what was the point of his comments.  He's no longer campaigning, nor is he holding any office elsewhere.  Why reinsert the foot? Why reaffirm to everyone who did not vote for him and his party that they can remain comfortable not voting for him and his party? What is the gain?

JennMJack 1180 pts

 Veron I really think his words reflect a deeper state of shock he is in that he didn't win. It is a byproduct of entitlement. He can't believe that he didn't get what he wanted and it is eating him up. Makes sense right? You spend that much money on an election, you'd think you'd get something out of it in the end.

ASwirlGirl 3048 pts

"When Bobby Jindal, Republican Governor of Louisiana,distances himself from you, you know you've got a problem."

 

You sure do have a problem, because Jindal takes being an opportunist to a whole 'nother level. I blog for the Lafayette Advertiser and did a column on him today. He's a jerk.

http://bit.ly/SSpIRf

Seenyc 786 pts

PBS aired some really good political documentries  this year. They aired one about Obama and Romney called Race 2012 befofe the election that was very interesting. Mitt Romney's comments and lack of comments on certain issues throughout his campain spoke volumes to me.

SwirlQueen 997 pts

Well, he did not lie about these gifts, or campaign promises.  Politicians are politicians and you get into office by saying what you will do for the people.  So that part is actually true.  But Romney and the GOP got a cold dose of reality checks.  They know that there is a disconnect with the general black and other minority populations and they will have to fix it.  That is not all they have to do, but it is a major hurdle I admit.

Neecy 1941 pts

I'm so sorry I don't have a direct comment on the post. BUT.

 

Obama is my boo and all, butterahuhm....

 

Romney is a fine piece of older man meat!

 

That.is.all.

Toni_M 18961 pts moderator

 Neecy LOOOOOOOOL.

JennMJack 1180 pts

 Neecy

 Yes, until he opens his mouth.

Law Wanxi 5812 pts

 JennMJack  Neecy 

"Yes, until he opens his mouth."

 

A Ball Gag will take care of that.

 

"But Law Wanxi, I don't have one!"  Improvise.  Stuff a tennis ball in his mouth and secure it with a flat woven nylon dog collar. Everybody takes those along on a date. I have a couple of each in the trunk of my car. 

LadyLittlefoot 664 pts

@Law Wanxi really? What else are you.keeping.in there? @JennMJack @Neecy

Brenda55 19714 pts moderator

 Law Wanxi  

""But Law Wanxi, I don't have one!"  Improvise.  Stuff a tennis ball in his mouth and secure it with a flat woven nylon dog collar. Everybody takes those along on a date. I have a couple of each in the trunk of my car."

 

Don't know where to even start with this one babe. Should I start with the fact that you came up with a kluge or the fact that you feel the need to have not one but a couple of them in the trunk of your car. 

 

Hummmmmm Come to think of it the guides for the back seat belts would sub as D-rings.

Guess its Master Law the rolling Dom from Irvine. Who'd a thunk it.