About the most interesting part of the Oscars is the fashion. That’s why I watch…otherwise I’d be watching last week’s Young and the Restless. Well…I can tell you who I’m picking…

I love everything about this dress except one thing. It calls too much attention to her (lack of) chest. Lupita has a sinewy, athletic body, and the V cuts so far down it’s almost at her belly button.

What about these lovelies?

Okay I know Kerry Washington is your (and my) girl, but this, in my opinion is a fail. Someone should have taken a steamer to that dress. And why does this dress look like a shower curtain pinned together with a blingy clothes pin?! Her hair is cute, though.

This is random, but what the cuss does Pharrel have on? Like…really? He needs to keep those skinny legs under cover.