Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

88 10 Questions You’d Better Ask Your Rain-beau Man Before…

10 Questions You’d Better Ask Your Rain-beau Man Before…

Honestly, I don’t actually know what these 10 questions are, since I didn’t have such a list in mind when I hooked up with husbo, but in retrospect, I’m thinking it’s not such a bad idea


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23 Friday Funny: Dance Off that Flabbage.

Friday Funny: Dance Off that Flabbage.

You ate too much and you know it. Here’s what you might do so as to not start looking into anorexia/bulimia websites because, that’s just bad news. Just say no to vomiting and starving yourself, okay?


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28 Friday Funny: Some of my BEST FRIENDS shop at Wal*mart

Friday Funny: Some of my BEST FRIENDS shop at Wal*mart

Wal*Mart shoppers get such a bad rap. But seriously; who am I to judge if someone wants to put bull horns atop of the grill of their truck? And some folks just LOVE the Confederate flag because of the prettty stars and colors.


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13 Funny Friday: White guy says, “I am a well-qualified, equal opportunity rejectee.”

Funny Friday: White guy says, “I am a well-qualified, equal opportunity rejectee.”

Kevin Purcell: “Being honest right up front, I am not an expert on interracial relationships. Being more honest, far from being an expert, I’ve never actually experienced an interracial relationship.”


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9 Placeholder…until Sophia!

Placeholder…until Sophia!

Trivia question! Who knows what a “dutchie” is? Winner gets a e-dutchie.


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12 Friday Funny: Christmas Will Bankrupt Us.

Friday Funny: Christmas Will Bankrupt Us.

My family of six will be standing out in front of Wal Mart with little tin cups after all this is over.


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15 Friday Funny: Soap Operas and Public Smoking

Friday Funny: Soap Operas and Public Smoking

I believe engaging in either of the two practices is equally stigmatizing. But I like doing one of them… a lot. I am a soap fan. Probably the last of a dying breed gone the way of the newspaper.


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35 Friday Funny: PC Users Are Like Cavemen.

Friday Funny: PC Users Are Like Cavemen.

Please don’t be offended if this is you. I used to be you until I bought my first Macbook four years ago. But the truth must come to light. After buying my new IPod Touch at the spanking-new Apple store at the Temecula Promenade, opening the package and fooling around with it a bit, I got to thinking. [...]


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16 Friday Funny: I Like to Drink Beer When I Exercise.

Friday Funny: I Like to Drink Beer When I Exercise.

When it comes to exercise, I go through stages. I get really gung-ho and then after a while I give the whole thing a heave-ho. But as I grow older I realize the necessity of being consistent with working out, because I have an almost irrational fear of arms that flap like wings while waving [...]


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36 Video: Has This Ever Happened to You?

Video: Has This Ever Happened to You?

In addition to refreshing my knowledge of high-school bitchology, I’m preparing for my coloracism series for Madame Noire–the online magazine that’s daring to go places I wouldn’t dare venture into after dark, down a dark ally, in the middle of the woods, on a Disneyland ride like The Pirates of the Carribean in the cart solo. [...]


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38 Funny Friday: Funny Excuses to Have Kids With No Daddy!

Funny Friday: Funny Excuses to Have Kids With No Daddy!

OMG I’m going to get in trouble for this.  But IT IS SO FUNNY I just can’t resist.  Let’s have some fun!  I’ve had to be all professional, speaking all proper (wait, I always do that), adding vodka to my coffee and vitamin mix just to trudge through all the misinformation and out and out [...]


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12 Friday Funny: I Love to Sing-a!

Friday Funny: I Love to Sing-a!

Admittedly, this video is random, but it just reminded me of coming from school and filling up Cheerios in a bowl to the brim, shoving in a mouthful, milk dribbling down my chin while I did the I’m-so-happy-cartoons-are-on-and-there’s-Cheerios dance. It’ morning somewhere, so get your Honey Nuts on!  Enjoy! I love to sing-a About the [...]


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