Beyond Black & White » Humor http://www.beyondblackwhite.com Chronicles, Musings and Debates about Interracial & Intercultural Relationships Fri, 24 Oct 2014 15:09:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 Video: Sh$t Black People Say to Black Women to Keep Them Stuck in the Matrix http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/video-sht-black-people-say-black-women-keep-stuck-matrix/ http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/video-sht-black-people-say-black-women-keep-stuck-matrix/#comments Sat, 16 Aug 2014 23:34:09 +0000 http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/?p=32497 With a business to run, a house to keep clean, kids with homework and a garden to tend, you might not think I have a lot of time to act a fool. You would be wrong. I have lots and lots of time for that. Since we’ve been having intermittent “issues” with the site going […]

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With a business to run, a house to keep clean, kids with homework and a garden to tend, you might not think I have a lot of time to act a fool. You would be wrong. I have lots and lots of time for that. Since we’ve been having intermittent “issues” with the site going down (we’re working on it; we finally know the problem) I wasn’t really about to do any writing, so I thought…VIDEO! And then I thought…CHARACTER SKIT! What about? Well it’s a collage of all the people who make this blog’s existence 1000% necessary.

Would you believe I have names for all these people who live in my head?

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Have You Seen This Hunk? Nick Bateman Blows Up Facebook. http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/seen-hunk-nick-bateman-blows-facebook/ http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/seen-hunk-nick-bateman-blows-facebook/#comments Tue, 22 Jul 2014 05:59:51 +0000 http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/?p=31714 Take a look at this specimen of perfection… So who is he? He’s Nick Bateman. A model, actor, and wanna-be Ninja Turtle that has everyone on Facebook–both gay and straight–going completely bat shit. I just may have to leave my husband for this man. And according to this advertisement, he’s into Asian and Black chicks. […]

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Take a look at this specimen of perfection…
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So who is he? He’s Nick Bateman. A model, actor, and wanna-be Ninja Turtle that has everyone on Facebook–both gay and straight–going completely bat shit.

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I just may have to leave my husband for this man.

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And according to this advertisement, he’s into Asian and Black chicks.

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Instead of that ad saying “It’s better to be a member,” it should say, “It’s better to have his member.”

#nevermind

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Ratchet Roundup: News We Didn’t Cover this Week and Are Darned Proud of It! http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/ratchet-roundup-news-didnt-cover-week-darned-proud/ http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/ratchet-roundup-news-didnt-cover-week-darned-proud/#comments Fri, 16 May 2014 14:13:45 +0000 http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/?p=30496 So…yes I saw the unfortunate video clip of Solange Knowles taking out 400 years of slavery on Jay Z’s already unfortunate-looking face. Beyonce said a prayer to twitter and now they’re all friends again. Ummmkay. Me thinks Beyonce should put little sister on body guard duty. We still don’t know what the fight was about, […]

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1399990250_jay-z-beyonce-solange-knowles-467 So…yes I saw the unfortunate video clip of Solange Knowles taking out 400 years of slavery on Jay Z’s already unfortunate-looking face. Beyonce said a prayer to twitter and now they’re all friends again. Ummmkay. Me thinks Beyonce should put little sister on body guard duty. We still don’t know what the fight was about, but seeing Hov get attacked like a cat, terrified for a bath, attaches itself to your face and scratched with blind fury is worth 2, maybe 3 pops of popcorn on the drama-meter. Screen Shot 2014-05-15 at 11.28.48 PM 1400089369_lil-kim-article-1- Lil Kim wants you to buy her a baby stroller for $7500.00. In return for such kindness, she’s willing to send you the first diaper full of baby poop, which in her mind makes you even-steven since her baby is sure to emit gaseous puffs of rose farts and will will be the first hip hop baby to shit gold bricks. Ain’t nobody got time for that though, because most of the stuff on her registry have gone unfulfilled. This two a measly one on the popcorn drama-meter.     images   Rihanna thinks it’s funny to be a mean girl on Instagram. While she rightfully identifies a teenager’s rendition of a bat-wing prom outfit inspired by something she saw Rhianna wear, it’s still not nice to put a sad face when you post this on your twitter. And incite the legions of your moronic fans to ruin the tender psyche of a 16-year-old girl. rihanna-mocks-fan-cruel-instagram-diss-lead For the unwise action of humiliating an impressionable girl who only wanted to worship you, you get four kernels on the popcorn drama meter.Screen Shot 2014-05-15 at 11.45.56 PM

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Okay, So Our Newest BB&W Can Sing His Ass Off and While Making You Laugh Off Yours http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/okay-newest-bbw-can-sing-ass-making-laugh/ http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/okay-newest-bbw-can-sing-ass-making-laugh/#comments Thu, 10 Apr 2014 03:29:00 +0000 http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/?p=29701 If you haven’t yet met the funny, cute and thoughtful “Zac Onbothsides,” perhaps it’s a good thing, because he’s ready to show his musical and comedic chops with this hilarious mockery of R Kelly’s “Let’s Go Half on a Baby.” His version is called, “Half on the President,” well, because the president is biracial and […]

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If you haven’t yet met the funny, cute and thoughtful “Zac Onbothsides,” perhaps it’s a good thing, because he’s ready to show his musical and comedic chops with this hilarious mockery of R Kelly’s “Let’s Go Half on a Baby.”

His version is called, “Half on the President,” well, because the president is biracial and Zac likes black women.

If you’re wondering how this ‘white boy’ can sing such funky music, it’s because both his parents were opera singers or something. Opera is the red-headed step cousin of R & B I think.

Anyone besides me think Zac should audition for “The Voice” or something?! Joke or not, dude can saaaannnng.

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Black Chicks All Look Alike…I Guess… http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/black-chicks-look-alike-guess/ http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/black-chicks-look-alike-guess/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2014 00:19:09 +0000 http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/?p=29352 This is kind of inane news, but at the time I thought it was funny. Watch this FOX sports correspondent mistake a random NASCAR fan as Donna Summer. You know, the singer that died two years ago. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. NASCAR Legend Michael Waltrip — Pumped About Meeting Donna Summer … […]

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This is kind of inane news, but at the time I thought it was funny. Watch this FOX sports correspondent mistake a random NASCAR fan as Donna Summer. You know, the singer that died two years ago.
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Time to Reactivate the Friday Funny: “Who Would You Boink, Livefyre Edition! http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/time-reactivate-friday-funny-boink-livefyre-edition/ http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/time-reactivate-friday-funny-boink-livefyre-edition/#comments Fri, 07 Mar 2014 06:20:33 +0000 http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/?p=29079 It’s been a loooong time since we’ve done, “Who Would You Boink,” and we haven’t done it since Livefyre allowed for commenters to post pictures and videos. Now BOINK 2.0 will be even more delicious. Okay here’s mine… Henry Cavill…Lawd…LAWD!! His lips are looking a little dry in this photo, though. Somebody pass him Lupita’s […]

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It’s been a loooong time since we’ve done, “Who Would You Boink,” and we haven’t done it since Livefyre allowed for commenters to post pictures and videos. Now BOINK 2.0 will be even more delicious.

Okay here’s mine…

Henry Cavill…Lawd…LAWD!!

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His lips are looking a little dry in this photo, though. Somebody pass him Lupita’s lip balm.

 

And then after Henry, Pharrell, because I love his face. He’s like the sexy nerd I lusted for in college.

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And this dude right here.

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And then him too…

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I’m such a whore.

Now, your turn. Who’s got you all hot and bothered these days?

 

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