So Encore on Demand has a bundle of old Clint Eastwood movies in homage of the swagger, gorgeousness, rough-around-the-edges, grisly, gritty eternal HAWTNESS the is him.
And since I love most of Clint’s movies (yes; he and I are on a first-name basis) I decided to give The Eiger Sanction (circa 1975) a watch. Here’s the skinny:
Hee. Hee. Did you see what I saw? Of course I wouldn’t, couldn’t, never would have been allowed to watch this movie at two years old, I’m glad it took so long. Because now, as I am definitively NOT a toddler, I can take all that is Clint. Alas, now that I am of age, he is geriatric.
Boo!
He’s still got it, though. Sexiest 70-something-year-old I’ve ever seen.
First thing I notice about the movie (aside from Clint’s deliciousness) is that his character, “Mr. First-Name-I-Forgot Hemlock” and Vonetta McGee, a black actress who plays “Jemima Brown,” is the first woman he beds. Pretty typical, right? But she’s not exactly a jump-off; she’s an integral part of Hemlock’s experience throughout the flick.
No lie, Jemima Brown is Category Sapphire, just with a Category Mammy name. Even Clint Eastwood’s character scoffs when he hears it and even asks if it bothers her. And OF COURSE NOT!, Jemima Brown is content to have been named after pancake syrup because, “People remember you when your name id Jemima.”
Yeah; they do. But not in a good way.










Sidebar about Sean Connery: The black singer Maxine Daniels (birth name - Gladys Lynch) recounted a story about meeting him in the 1950s and how he asked her to dinner (this was when he was known as Tommy Connery and not Sean; birth name is Thomas Sean Connery). She accepted the invitation and was surprised how the looks and stares of other people did not bother him at all. He walked into the restaurant with her on his arm as if it was a common sight. She did not accept any of his other "invitations" because she was happily married with a daughter. I'm not mad at her about it but we could have had another "Robert Deniro" in our pockets (smile).
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