It goes without saying that gun enthusiasts tend to lose their ever loving minds when any gun violence issue reaches mainstream society. And the Newtown tragedy has done just that. The devastating event seemed to touch us all. So what has been the reaction from all the gun-toting Americans out there? Well, they have called for more guns. Guns in schools. Guns in church. Guns with a fox. Guns in a box. Guns on a train. Guns in the rain. Guns up there. Guns everywhere. And Mr. Alex Jones, popular right wing radio host and conspiracy theorist, is one of the louder voices leading the crazies’ cause. Jones has railed against gun laws and even set up a petition demanding that the US government deport CNN Host, Piers Morgan, back to the UK. Since Morgan called for tighter gun laws after the Newtown tragedy, many gun advocates have honed in on him with laser-like precision. Recently, in an interview with Morgan, Jones said, well, he said this.
So, how do you address someone so totally incoherent and obviously touched? Morgan did a stellar job. But, Jones’ behavior seemed more like a five year old who has just been told he can’t have any ice cream after dinner than a grown man with a legitimate political cause. What Morgan was trying to get at was simply that any country with angry people and knives will have some violence. But, it probably won’t be gun violence. Surprisingly, knife attacks don’t result in gun homicides. I know. This is news to you. But it is true nonetheless. Many of those “you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands” folks like to quote stats about how many tyrannical uprisings there have been in coastal Zimbabwe or how a deranged homeless person ate someone’s eye balls and brain so guns couldn’t possibly be the problem. Well, that’s because these people have absolutely no clue how to form a logical argument. Plainly, they’re idiots.
Shockingly, it continued.
You just can’t write this stuff. What type of possessed loon mimics Piers Morgan’s accent? It is his actual accent. It’s the same way he has talked since birth, I presume. And what does the mimicry prove? That Jones is a jingoistic child who’s xenophobic attitudes have obviously encroached on every portion of his brain that deals with critical thinking, speech development, memorization, or intellect.
But, of his ridiculous tirade, there is one thing with which I can agree. People’s brains do hurt people. Jones is a walking box of crazy wrapped in a bloated film of psycho. And people all over the country, all over the world even, listen to him each day expecting to learn something. What a travesty. I posit that it is low functioning brains like his that do irreparable damage to other human beings everyday. In fact, he might be a leading cause of the rampant stupidity in our communities. He’s like Type 2 brain diabetes.
Hats off to Piers Morgan whose Job-like patience shined through in an interview that was obviously painful for anyone with half a brain. But, congrats are in order to Mr. Jones. He successfully proved the case that there is no functioning, logical, or formative argument in favor of keeping a slew of rifles, machine guns, and semi-automatics on the streets and in the hands of civilians. Thank you Mr. Jones.
Saw this guy Jones's tirade...he has a lot of penknives to grind, one of them against Prozac. Looks to me like he should take some.
His videos, which are available at $1.50 a pop on E-Bay, are more of the same, complete with him chasing after cops, officials, and other bigshots, with his camera, screaming at them to answer his bizarre questions.
The scary thing is not Jones as much as the fact that he is syndicated to 140 radio stations, and thousands and thousands of people swallow his incredible drivel, regard it as gospel, and will follow him to the end.
Anyway, there WON'T be any gun control in the United States. The handgun manufacturers and the NRA are too powerful, and many of their supporters firmly believe that their Bushmasters are the only thing standing between the America exemplified by John Wayne and the evil conspiracy of the Bilderbergers, Masons, Rockefellers, Tri-Lateralists, United Nations, the CIA, Muslims, World Bank, Al-Qaeda, Fidel Castro, World Wildlife Fund, the Federal Reserve Bank, the Communists, and most of all, the blacks and Jews. The United States has worshipped violence and gunplay since long before its founding. We admire and romanticize hardened killers.
What will happen is that somewhere in the United States, right now, sitting at his computer, in his parents' basement, is a guy with a diagnosable mental condition. He hasn't been able to hold a good or mediocre job, despite his considerable education. In school, he was picked on by his schoolmates, maybe dumped in the trashcan head first, while the jocks and cheerleaders laughed. He annoyed his teachers, too, particularly with his increasingly nutty ideas. He can't keep a girlfriend -- they leave in the middle of the date when he talks about how Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He has trouble holding a job -- he irritates his co-workers and torques off his bosses. He didn't do too well in the military, either, if he got in at all. He failed to get into the Special Forces, and is annoyed that instead of winning glory and medals in battle, he's policing up filter tips at Fort Benning.
So he spends most of his time on his computer, yapping with his friends on the Internet, reading conspiracy theory web pages. He's learned a lot from them...about how his life is not being screwed up because he doesn't shave, shower, or change his shirt. No, no. The reason his life is a failure is because of the grand conspiracies that are destroying the world. The Rockefellers. President Obama. The Khazars. And so on. The people who are keeping the perpetual-motion machines and UFO visits secret. He's learning about being a "sovereign citizen" who does not have to pay taxes, and an "Aryan warrior" to lead the fight for his people. He's learning how white women are being forced by the ultra-liberals to marry black men to mongrelize the race. That Armageddon is nigh, as Nostradamus said. And nobody seems willing to stand up and do something about it.
So he's going to do that. He's going to inspire "the people," who are really on his side, but don't know it because all they hear is the "jewsmedia" propaganda, and wake them up to the great cause with one big, defining, glorious act. Something that will make him a martyr to the cause, as thousands of people witness what he does on their TV screens -- forced to look mind you! -- and charge out of their homes to storm the US Capitol, and hang the traitors. They'll charge up the steps, inspired by his grand gesture, turn out the evildoers, and establish a truly free republic in the United States, inspired by his deeds. And after it's done, and all the enemies of the state are hanging from lampposts, they'll build a big statue of him in the town square, and his name will forever live on as the inspiration of the great revolution. And, just as importantly, he will write his name into the big book, as having caused the greatest massacre in American annals.
Oh, and while he's at it, he'll also settle some old scores and grudges against the people who really torqued him off and trashed him all those years...his family, his schoolmates, his co-workers.
And he'll round up more firepower than the 41st Royal Marine Commandos, load himself up with it, shoot the people in his home (take care of them first), then hike down to the local shopping mall, movie theater, or school, and gun down as many people as possible, hoping to die in glorious battle against the Zionist Occupational Government. Or whatever his enemy is.
Which he will do. And most likely, he will either get shot by the cops, or shoot himself, or get captured. If the first two things happen, he won't see the result. If it's the third, he'll discover that nobody gives a damn about his grandiose cause and theories, and that thousands of people did NOT come running out of their homes to serve in his cause -- instead he'll be treated like scum -- even by his public defender, and not even given an opportunity to host a press conference where he can explain his theories and actions. That will actually upset him more than the killings.
One thing he is guaranteed...his name will be remembered for all time. Our society remembers all these killers. We know their names and their horrors, almost by rote...John Wayne Gacy, Richard Speck, Jeffrey Dahmer, Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris, Timothy McVeigh, Aileen Wuornos, Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz, David Muhammad, and so on. Every detail of their miserable lives. We do books and movies about them. We remember them. We try to out-do them.They go down in fame.
But we don't remember the names of their victims.
Think about that for a while.
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