Friday Funny: Introducing “Lee-Roy the Trollpanian!”

Friday Funny: Introducing “Lee-Roy the Trollpanian!”

All I can say is…the debbil made me do it.

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Thanks to the GREAT policing ’round these parts by super-duper-freshalicious moderators, Eugenia, Brenda55 and Aabaakawad, I’m seeing less and less of him, but his memory still blazes in my mind.

Sensing the tsunami of outrage I’m going to get, I’d like to apologize in advance to the following viewers:

–Anyone named “Leroy”
–McDonalds
–Anyone NOT named Leroy
–any and all persons who ever contemplated the possibility of developing a site called “Black Men Rant”
–Maybelline, the manufacturers of the eye pencil used to create Leon the Trollpanian’s mustache, beard, mole, and eyebrows
–Mothers who have named their sons “Leroy”
–Engineers named “Leroy”
–Any black man who does NOT act like Leroy
–Women with facial hair

Whew. I hope that covers it.

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Mocha Z 1787 pts

I know this dude!!! For real though! Lol....I haven't been keeping up with all the current posts but this one was HELLA-Larious! Lawd, Jazus........can't barely sit in my chair straight laughing!!!

Ok....I know it's not fair but Leroy, Tyrone and a quite a few other names just seem like too much to say and have to deal with hearing everyday. I have name issues. Michael and Anthony/Tony are not ones I embrace either. Too much attached to various people with those names maybe.

Jay from Philly 665 pts

The satire is so spot-on it's no wonder people got fooled. I liked the big mole on the nose and the random turns of the head to show the doo-rag.

Ms. Kay 143 pts

What in the world???!!!! Christelyn!.....you were bored weren't you???? .....Dead and DEAD!!!!!!

Lejusdecoco 70 pts

OMG HILARIOUSSSSSSSS, in the first few second I did not realize it was you Chris Chris, ahahha that was Awesome.

modernmystic 105 pts

You know, it took me a hot minute to figure out who this Leroy is....lol

ann4950 298 pts

Maybe Hedi Klum will give you a chance since she and Seal are supposed to be divorcing.

Rosie S 794 pts

ann4950 Unfortunately in the back of my head I saw this coming. He's the next one after Kobe Bryant and Tiger Woods.

Toni_M 4712 pts

Rosie Sann4950 Actually, word on the street is Seal is very controlling and has a bad temper. If that's true (and the sources are supposed to be really reliable), then I'm glad she's getting away from him.

FriendsofJay 476 pts

Chris, Did you take a theatre course in college? The stage lost a fine actress and comedienne when you decided to be a writer. I think you should show this to Issa Rae and have her give you a part in Awkward Black Girl. If you had lowered your voice an octave you'd have fooled me completely .

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

FriendsofJay lol no I didn't take acting, but I keep having a recurring dream that I have a guest spot on the Young & The Restless.

CALOVE 53 pts

Hilarious and on point. I loved the contradiction at the ending, but it sounds like something they would say. Something like, " You're ugly, no one wants you, come back home- and peace and love to the sisters!" HILARIOUS!

MDNA2 418 pts

....wait now......iz dat.......LEROY?.....HAYYYYBABAYYY!....it's shaquanta.

now you know.......my black kang iz arrived!...i'll be yo babymama...an you still can go to club "pump and dump" all u want...drags feet,licking fingers while holding a bag of flamin' hot chee-tos...say what?...aw yeah!...see, we can go the whole shish-ke-smorgasboard.....you know, matching gold grills,white socks with house shoes,.yeah we good,playa..hold on, see my new hairstyle wit da platinum weave?....cuz leroy,you know how i do...i be lookin' good when i'm thowin' down on some pork rinds drenched in hot sauce...and some red pop.

Jamila 2819 pts

LMAO @ "fruit from the white loom" and "Leroy will take you back!" and "You ugly...so just come on home"

It took me a second to realize it was you Chris! I found myself looking at video gong, "hmm, this person seems vaguely familiar...do I know him????"

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

Jamila I can not believe some of you guys didn't know it was me! Was my acting and disguise THAT good? lol

Jamila 2819 pts

Christelyn You had me for like the first 30 seconds. I was like, "Leroy has too nice of a house to be talking that ghetto! He's probably living with his Auntie!"

BlackWomenDeserveBetter 639 pts

Leroy...Leroy...Can I get your number Brotha???LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

My latest conversation: READER Q: (But First The Answer) #1- Extract The Clinger Ons

Rainey 42 pts

bwahahaha! This is HILARIOUS!

Robin1 9 pts

Girl! No, you Didn't!!

Guys talk that sh it@!@# and want us to believe it!

Chris, you are too funny and true!!

Peace out

K

ASwirlGirl 639 pts

We now have a moniker for all the dumb crap spouted by men of this ilk: "Leroyisms."

Anybody besides me belives that Leroy is a great social commentator (in reverse, of course) who should periodically reappear in the Friday Funny to share his Leroyisms???

Pearl 2251 pts

ASwirlGirl NO, I don't want to throw up my guts every Friday lol

ASwirlGirl 639 pts

Pearl

FDLOL! Pearl, not even periodically??? You know we be needin' checkin' every now and again! LOL!!!

Pearl 2251 pts

ASwirlGirl OOh you know what lets do it, (Laughing makes you live longer!!) We should have Leroy AND some new characters lol

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

ASwirlGirl agreed!

yes, please ? ...more Leroy to come I hope?! *claps hands*

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

ForestElfQueenASwirlGirl LOL I think Leroy may pop his head in from time to time ;-)

ASwirlGirl 639 pts

Christelyn ForestElfQueen

LEE-ROY! LEE-ROY! LEE-ROY!

*Giggling*

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

ASwirlGirlForestElfQueen hahaha maybe he's a star in the making

ASwirlGirl 639 pts

Christelyn ForestElfQueen

I don't see why not!

*Visualizing Christelyn on Anderson Cooper discussing Leroy*

NATruthstudent 1099 pts

ASwirlGirl

Yeah! Wouldn't that be a trip?

MadamCJCPA 725 pts

LOL! All this is in you by osmosis huh? Chris that was sooo wrong on sooo many levels, and yet, so dead on.

sparel 821 pts

This was too funny!!! great sarcastic humor. All I want to say is, you nailed this one...you sum all the black women bashing video into one

NoDramaCiCi 129 pts

LOL...girl you really took it there! Funny.

EliseYMason 176 pts

-.0 is it wrong that I think Chris makes an extremely attractive man?

LMBO hilarious

Lili2009 1184 pts

Slightly OT, I just heard of this photo exhibit opening in NYC with pix of Mildred and Richard Loving. The pix are from a LIfe Magazine photographer who was assigned the task of taking a photo-essay of the couple who went to the supreme court for the right to stay married (which then caused all federal laws against 'miscegenation' to be banished.) Also, an HBO doc about them premieres February 14 (Awwww...!) So, for the trolls out there, here's something that's really get under your skin!

http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/18/the-heart-of-the-matter-love/

Infinity88 142 pts

Hilarious! Great Friday Funny!

ASwirlGirl 639 pts

EXACTLEE!

*Still laughing at all that twitching and scratching of the face: THAT is HILARIOUS!*

ELLE ROCHELLE 61 pts

LMBO!!! Please come back LeeRoy!...I's sorry for giving my womb to the enemy I's sorry that you don't recognize me no mo! Baby what kind of samich you want?...Too funny I wish I had 1$ for every excuse that I've heard my past exes have given...LOL!

Bravo Christelyn.

Joyce345 900 pts

Wow Christelyn you are so funny. Do you laugh while writing this?

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

Joyce345 I didn't laugh during, but when I was editing, me and The Hubster fell out. lol

NoDramaCiCi 129 pts

Christelyn Joyce345I cant imagine doing that and keeping a straight face.

Lili2009 1184 pts

"All y'all have a mental disease.." HA! How did you get through this without cracking up?

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

Lili2009 LOL it's just that I've heard all this stuff for years now, it's just like, nothing, kwim?

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

LOL!!! '....ainno boddie wontchoo' x.X omg, haha

BeautyIAM 194 pts

Christelyn, how dare you talk about Leory/Leon that way! You know he has the POTENTIAL to be the ideal black man all black women want. So just give him some damn time!!! So if that means I have to wait until I am 50 years old and menopausal I will. Jeez!

LOL :D

Toni_M 4712 pts

Fruit of the (white) loom. I am done.

Patricia Kayden 533 pts

Hilarious!

I don't have any Leroys in my family so I guess I'm not offended.

LovingMyself 193 pts

My first thought was who is this random dude? Second, did he really just create a video bashing your site? Third, scrolling down reading and I get to the Maybelline portion -- scroll back up to the image and I'm thinking: what man pencils in his eyebrows and facial hair? *literally scratched my head* Hmmm, he didn't do too good of a job either... Fourth, scroll back down to finish reading the text. Fifth, scroll back up to the still image take a REAL good look at it (getting up close to my screen). Sixth, lightbulb moment = WAIT A MINUTE - THIS SORTA, KINDA, LOOKS LIKE CHRISTELYN. Seventh, Ooooh it IS her. *blushing profusely* :D