Friday Funny: Introducing the Semi-Regular Troll-Turdy Awards!!

Friday Funny: Introducing the Semi-Regular Troll-Turdy Awards!!

As of late, this blog has been infiltrated by unwanted guests from Trollpania. But this is a new strain of virus–the “edu-ma-cated” troll, who starts out quietly, voice just a whisper of dissent (unlike his Neanderthal ancestors who had not yet developed the art of subtlety), and slowly, steadily and tactically attempt to derail and disrupt the pleasantness and sisterhood that is BB&W. It kind of reminds me of that zombie movie that starts with all the undead being so stupid that shooting them in the head is like fish in a barrel, but then towards the middle they become a little more savvy, like using tools and stuff to eat people’s brains out. But you know what happens in the end? The good guys always win, and those zombies get their green, rotting arses kicked before the credits roll.

See who/what won this round.

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As of late, this blog has been infiltrated by unwanted guests from Trollpania. But this is a new strain of virus–the “edu-ma-cated” troll, who starts out quietly, voice just a whisper of dissent (unlike his Neanderthal ancestors who had not yet developed the art of subtlety), and slowly, steadily and tactically attempt to derail and disrupt the pleasantness and sisterhood that is BB&W. It kind of reminds me of that zombie movie that starts with all the undead being so stupid that shooting them in the head is like fish in a barrel, but then towards the middle they become a little more savvy, like using tools and stuff to eat people’s brains out. But you know what happens in the end? The good guys always win, and those zombies get their green, rotting arses kicked before the credits roll.

But…the tenacious side of me has to give these guys credit for their cunning and organizing. I mean, I think they’re studying this blog, making notes and having conference calls and stuff on how to harass us…but to what end? Who wins? Well…me. And…because they’re helping me and my rainbeau husband pay for gymnastics, piano lessons and soccer for our “little mutts,” so…a HUGE, BIG OLE KISS AND THANKS, TROLLS. I’m monetizing the hate!  And it’s because I’m so gratful, I thought I should give back in some way, give these trolls the recognition and attention they crave. So without further ado, I present the first Troll-Turdy award to…..

Marlee87!!

Marlee, the “2L” ivy-league student who thinks she was the genius amongst idiots, gets the gold-plated poop for her condescending, belittling and ivory-tower judgements on the Robin Thicke thread. Thanks, Marlee. Guess they didn’t teach you about $ per page views over ‘yonder at Yale. You’ve single handedly broken the comment record in all of BB&W history! And you’ve managed to convince absolutely ZERO people adopt your point of view!

But you’ve got to give credit where it’s due. Not only are these Trollpanians making my advertisers very, very happy, they have convinced me that this blog has becoming so popular that I need moderators. So thanks to you, Eugenia Berg, Brend55, and Bill Drew, I’ll have this place on troll-turd patrol 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Here’s a hint on how you might win the next time: ACKNOWLEDGE THAT BLACK WOMEN HAVE LEGITIMATE COMPLAINTS, INSTEAD OF TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE US WE’RE NOT SEEING WHAT WE’RE SEEING. In other words, don’t pee in my cup and call it lemonade.

Or…not.

Better; keep blaming. I need a new pair of shoes.

 

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LadyLittlefoot 314 pts

For the past week I've been busy at my Mom's cleaning and food prepping as well as holiday shopping (food and gifts) so I've missed all the fun. :-(

But keep handing out the awards and blocking the trolls - they make my head hurt. When my eyes cross and my head hurts from a post my troll-dar is activated!

Congrats to the moderators eugeniamitchell Brenda55 Aabaakawad

Brenda55 4316 pts moderator

Law I meant to tell you. You did good work last night. Or as Yoda would say: Her ass, kick it you did. {Deep Jedi bow}

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Law Wanxi 3263 pts

Brenda55

I'm not impressed by Ivies. OK, Yale Law is sort of a big deal [maybe not to Harvard, Stanford, Notre Dame or UMich grads, but their med school is not. Want the best? Photofinish between UCSF and University of Washington. How down the tubes, pull the handle and flush is Yale Med? I GOT IN THERE! ME, the Salieri of medicine. I turned down for dear old Mid-Pack because Mid-Pack cost less, was on the West Coast and had a better Neurology program. Bottom three med schools? All east of the Big Muddy. Top three? Left Coast.

Even Noname Poly opens a 55 gallon drum of whup-butt over all the Ivy League Engineering Schools as far as placement in industry and grad-school admissions.

Law Wanxi 3263 pts

There's some new play the Trollistanis are running. It's multiple identities in Livefyre, or any posting protocol manager, for lack of a better term. That's how one person can be many posters at the same time. This will be on the mid-term and the final, BTW.

It sounds like a lot of work [but then what else do trolls have to do in their mother's basement or friendless dorm room in, IDK, some college town in CT? LOL] to have to log in and log out and log in to the posting protocol manager.

However, there is a simple, but not obvious way around all that work, and it increases response speed to the point where the troll can post to multiple identities so quickly it seems like two or more people in a chat room.

Here's how it could be done. Multiple Browsers. No, I don't mean more than one Chrome or Firefox window up at a time. That still requires logging in and out and back in. What I mean is having a Chrome instance, a Firefox instance, etc. On a Windows machine, a Trollistani could have Internet Explorer, Safari, Chrome, Firefox and Opera up at the same time and just alt-tab switch between browsers viewing the same posting space under as many different posting protocol managers. Each browser maintains its own persistent data space, like a cookie directory or the userdata equivalent, so the multiple identities never intersect or interfere with each other.

Hopeless to detect? No, because as long as the evildoer is using the same machine, physical or virtual, the IP address, including the NAT routing information, will be pretty much identical. So these five "people" will all be at, say, 68.87.85.102 [DNS Router, BTW and totally not a troll's IP, so do not attack] and not at 5 different address spaces.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a guru, alpha geek or networking expert. I'm just an ordinary Chinese guy with the usual ordinary generic Chinese guy tech knowledge. Sixteen year old girls testing circuit boards in factories in Shenzhen know WAY more than me. Somebody who knows, really knows, this stuff like Ricky T, is the go-to guy for this trip to the rodeo.

Toni_M 4712 pts

Law Wanxi I meant to ask Christelyn where she had IP logging/blocking capabilities, because that seems like a definite way to shut these trolls down...or at least bust them in the most hilarious way.

Law Wanxi 3263 pts

Toni_MChristelyn

I vote for 'bust in the most hilarious way', especially if they're claiming different genders. Calling some guy out on his girlie ID will cause massive lulz for the rest of us when he reacts to the whole "Busted!" situation. Some types of males who come here to troll have massive gender-identity issues anyway, the probable source of their hypermasculinity displays, both here and IRL.

Real men never have to prove themselves. That's not mine, some 4 tours Iraq, 2 tours Afghanistan Marine told me that one. Makes sense, though.

The Thicke One, Alan's son, OTOH......... Well, let's be kind to him; daddy bailed on mommy, Gloria Loring, when baby boy was seven. Sad, really. Leads to a young man telling the world about his "every few months" superstardom. Most of the nice quiet men on this board who are in loving relationships, are making the magic happen much more reliably, I would speculate.

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

Law WanxiToni_MChristelyn if it's true that he has to share then that might account for the timing.

DeeDeeRussell 722 pts

Law WanxiToni_MChristelyn "Some types of males who come here to troll have massive gender-identity issues anyway, the probable source of their hypermasculinity displays, both here and IRL." aka closet cases, lol!!

Aabaakawad 483 pts moderator

They are not trying to convince us, they are after lurkers and fence-sitters.

Aabaakawad 483 pts moderator

I finally looked closely at your avatar. It's hilarious! ForestElfQueen

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

Aabaakawad haha :> it's how i'm feeling after the last day or so. wiped.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg515/scaled.php?server=515&filename=picture4p.png&res=medium

Toni_M 4712 pts

Aabaakawad I do believe you're right. Of course, their morphing into rabid lunatics when their points gets shot down hardly helps their cause with lurkers either. :3

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts moderator

Aabaakawad that's what makes it diabolical.

Jamila 2819 pts

"A Bachelors degree – to them – gives you mental superpowers."

Don't you just love how they are always hating on people with more education than them? If a black women having a bachelor's degree is 'nothing' as far as they are concerned, why are they CONSTANTLY referencing our degrees? Every other statement out of their mouths (and showing up on their screens) is some version of"'you think you all that 'cuz you got a degree".

Their real problem is the fact that people with felony convictions cannot get student loans to attend college which locks many black out of being able to attend college. So now because they got locked up in their teens and early 20's and can't get a student loan they're mad at the people who not only could take out loans, but did take out loans, and are now working at jobs that they were only able to get because they had a degree. They're directing their attention at us when they should be mad at their mommas and daddies (and the government officials who passed the law) for not telling them "son, you will be SOL if you get a felony."

Instead of trying to get someone in the government to pay attention to their plight, they're mad as US for having degrees. This is a perfect example of folks picking who they think will be easy target to direct their frustration at instead of doing something proactive that would actually lead to an improvement in their situation.

Tiffany315 190 pts

I'll tell you what ELSE locks them out-especially the BM's: failure to register for Selective Service. When you explain to them why they cannot get financial aid or why they are not employable, they look at you as if YOU were the cause of the problem....or, they say they didn't know anything about it; nobody told them. Whatever! They went to school; they know when these recruiters come around, they will remind every male that they must register when they turn 18, so I don't get what the excuse is supposed to be about other than lack of personal responsibility. Jamila

Pearl 2251 pts

That looks like some good chocolate frozen yogurt Chris!

Flutter 147 pts

And I would want to add that unfortunately this kind of rhetoric is not limited to the black community,; if you ever read some of the "men's rights" movement blogs it'd make you realize how truly demented these individuals are. These are the kind of men who fundamentally don't understand women as autonomous beings worthy of pursuing happiness in their own lives. All that matters is their own ego and any woman who isn't obliged to stroke it is the enemy. These are the guys who call George Sodini their hero....who won't be happy until every "uppity bitch" has a bullet in her head. And they truly believe they're entitled to this level of control over another human being.

WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED, BEATEN, PERSECUTED, ROBBED OF THEIR RIGHTS, AND MURDERED BY MEN EVERDAY, and somehow we overwhelmingly manage to get on with our lives and form partnerships with men. I've yet to see a feminist or BWE blog suggest violent nonsense as radical and insane as these people. But, OH LORD ALMIGHTY, they're the ones being persecuted by the evil female-run judicial system because they're forced to pay child support for kids they fathered because they were too lazy/stupid to get a vasectomy/wear a condom. UNBELIEVABLE.

Alana 2 71 pts

Flutter Amen! Those folks want all of the power men had before the 1960s with none of the responsibility. Most people with common sense understand that power and responsibility are a package deal, women and men alike.

Flutter 147 pts

Christelyn mWhat I truly don't understand is why would anyone go through the trouble of articulating a solid argument for black women to date out.....and then get angry at it. As if we're wrong for wanting and expecting autonomy in our lives. What is there to "attack point by point"?. Black men aren't really abandoning nuclear families? That we shouldn't go out and find suitable partners for ourselves? What's his point?

Next time a troll comes on here I want to ask him point blank what he feels educated black women who wished to be married should do. I would truly like to hear a solution. I have a inkling that it would be somewhere along the lines of "marry a black man or die alone", which is of course, ridiculous.

DeeDeeRussell 722 pts

FlutterChristelyn They have no solution they are bitter cause they envy us and want us back in the stall. Hard to let go of your mule and your mammy.

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

DeeDeeRussell paging DDR back to the other post. I wanna hear 'bout Mr. Data. :>

DeeDeeRussell 722 pts

ForestElfQueen Oh! Well, I was working support staff for Oracle Open World Convention 2010, SF CA in the downtown Marriott Hotel. There I spied a really good looking well kept WM kinda being an attention whore sitting with his legs cocked open in a busy area. Being a 3rd generation tabloid reader (yes, thanks Mom and Grandma, lol!) I recognized Brent Spiner aka Data. The man looks fantastic and dressed like a dream. I walked right up and told him who he was. He stood and chatted kindly. Said I followed his homie LeVar Burton on Twitter. "Follow me, too" he said.

I thanked him for his time walked away... then backtracked to ask for a quick picture.Hey! I am bold and celebs got to where they are because of support from fans.

He said no picture but invited me to get a pic with him later that day at an event. Meh. Dude, I'm here now and have to work later...still, no pic. He was nice about it though, and when I last saw him he was surrounded by well-wishers and he looked very pleased with himself.

Guess what? I never followed him on twitter like why the hell would I do that.

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

DeeDeeRussell LOL!! thanks for the story! So he was a medium idiot. I'm always kinda :s about meeting artists/entertainers because u never know if they'll be cool, normal, or crazy.

DeeDeeRussell 722 pts

ForestElfQueen I've met scores of celebs here in town he was about a 5 on a scale from one to 10. If had had posed he would have won some excellent good will and valuable PR on twitter and blogs. I don't get celebs and their no pic/no autographs. Its called SHOW biz-open to the public. If you don't wish to be approached and loved wear a disguise, simple.

Alana 2 71 pts

FlutterChristelyn According to them, there is no problem. Therefore, there is no numbers disparity between adult BW and adult BM, much less between college educated BM and BW, and especially marriage-minded BM and BW. I wonder about the naive BM who somehow live in a bubble of happily married folks.

ShunJack 294 pts

You are so WRONG for that picture...LOL....I just ate...DARN!!!!

Jazmine 178 pts

"Better; keep blaming. I need a new pair of shoes."

Hopefully not Jordan's. Did you see the tomf**kery on the news?

SMH at people nearly killing each other and getting arrested for shoes.

And he's not even playing anymore. LOL

Tiffany315 190 pts

Jazmine Yeah, I read that nonsense!! Crazy, isn't it?

AvaRay 163 pts

Robin Thicke just wants to save face with the "brothers". He just wants to belong. Evia wrote a good commentary on his words.

Bren82 198 pts

I agree with AvaRay's statement about Robin Thicke trying to save face: I like him as artist and it is clear to see in his videos and when he is walking the carpet that he has a love for black women. There is NO NEED for him to have stated that he's never dated white women before. WHO GIVES A ****! because honestly, that wouldn't matter to ME: If I like you, I like you regardless. I think that because he was interviewed by a magazine geared towards black women (not black men) he felt pressured to downplay white men and upgrade black men so that he would save face. OF COURSE, women are better off with men whom they are compatible with. If he doesn't think black women are better off with white men, whom does he think we are better off with? Black men? Come on!? It's rediculous to think that because you have the same skin tone that you're better off with each other as you may NOT be compatible in any other way. Robin Thicke doesn't know what he's talking about...

keeks Y 128 pts

I believe these trolls are just trying to get our attention. They are suffering from ADD- Attention Deficit Disorder. From they first visit this site they know our minds isn't easily changed. So the best thing to do is start an argument and deflect from the topic to get some attention, which we cannot deny that they keep succeeding over and over again.

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts moderator

@keeks Y but you know that's part of it but it's become more sinister and diabolical than that. They keep coming back but this isnt random it's planned that's the sick crazy part, this more than ppl seeking attention this is ppl seeking to control and victimize bw. Sociopaths/NPDs don't have anything but victims and accomplices they can make victims. Planing all this on another site is just beyond attention-seeking. At first I thought some of this was exxageration but after being here do long and witnessing this, yea this isn't paranoia, there are folks out to get this blog and it's participants.

keeks Y 128 pts

And guess what the trolls won't stop coming they are just going to get more creative about their approach. eugeniamitchell@keeks

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts moderator

keeks Y Yup, I've noticed in the last couple of months as I watch them try to infiltrate, they are adapting themselves and getting more sophisticated. They're studying this blog. Oh every time I think about this after studying and reading about NPDs, it's all just screaming NPD to me. wow! In a relationship you can cut them off and they lose power but in other arenas it's harder b/c they exist in all facets of life.

Tiffany315 190 pts

So, ladies, do I get some Kaboom from Marvin the Martian when these folks rear their ugly heads again?

Tiffany315 190 pts

These trolls actually think their schoolyard insults can hurt somebody. All I can do is just laugh. When they realize that their insults and attack strategies don't work, they resort to temper tantrums and crap-slinging. If they stopped while they're ahead, they'd be in a better position....but no, they just keep on like Energizer bunnies.

ChristieRJohnson 456 pts

There are plenty of trolls in this world and most don't own their own bridge

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts moderator

I think one of the things I enjoy is watching the ones that start off all calm just totally lose it at the end. This one from yesterday actually said on the thread she prided herself on being reasonable by the end all that reason was out the window. She did what I like to call the BPD 'break' they start off great but when their narcissism gets challenged they break, they lose it. It's funny the watch the progression b/c they get more flustered and more flustered then they cussing you out, talking all crazy. I think yesterday she couldn't handle it, it was too many ppl coming at her at once. She couldn't deal, that's our advantage they're in our territory and their is strength in numbers.

Tiffany315 190 pts

I just back and "watch" these people self-destruct, all the while I'm enjoying my kettle corn. It's amusing, you know, to witness the meltdown that ensues. eugeniamitchell

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts moderator

Tiffany315 It's kind of fun being part of it too.

Tiffany315 190 pts

yep. Gotta SMH sometimes at the logic folk come up with to defend a tenuous position, at best, and a dead one , at worst.

eugeniamitchell

Mocha Z 1787 pts

eugeniamitchell I actually wondered if it was supposed to be comic relief the first time I saw it. To see the dismantling is unsettling. It almost makes you feel that you should call back up for the 51/50 situation about to happen. Standby with the white jackets, please.

Jazmine 178 pts

eugeniamitchell

"I think one of the things I enjoy is watching the ones that start off all calm just totally lose it at the end."

Yes, like the idiot who kept coming back in the "Question of the Week: Why Am I Invisible To Rainbeaus??" thread. They started out giving their opinion and when no one would conform, the attacks began. I don't understand that level of anger...OVER THE INTERNET. LOL

The Working Home Keeper 1484 pts

Congrats to the new mods! Thanks for keeping the crazies in check!

Toni_M 4712 pts

All caught up, and re-posting here:

Okay, now that I'm finally caught up, congrats to our new mods, Brenda55. and eugeniamitchell. for being awesome new mods and not taking any ish from these trolls, who always seem to come creeping on when they think no one is paying attention.

I was ROFLing for much of the time, especially when she started with the old, "I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAND!". Faux-confusion is a popular tactic used by derailing trolls. And when I say "popular", I mean done so often, you can easily pick it to pieces.

So there is a freebie for all you stalker haters and trolls who are breathing fire and bile as you press your eyes directly against your computer monitors in an effort to follow what goes on here: You are using tired tactics that the regulars here are more than used to, in order to try and trick us into a mindset that we either never had or have already outgrown.

We are not interested in debating why we refuse to cater to a dead and buried community, mindset, and set of talking points. We are not interested in a "neutral" standpoint or discussion. This suggests that there is the remotest interest in considering a poisonous alternative. Spoiler: There is none.

If you're wondering why you go away angry and frustrated, it's because there is no turning back, changing, or negotiating with us. We are not interested.

And before you throw out the "borg" accusation, this is one area where members agree. We certainly have our differences. And we do disagree often. BUT, being happy and free of BS is something we're sensible enough to appreciate.

We're not interested in what you're trying to sell, and never, EVER, will be. You will simply not win. It's not a logical expectation. I know that these trollish beings are anything but sane and logical, but it had to be said for the record.

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

Well said, Toni! Toni_M

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts moderator

Toni_M You know you're right and if the trolls could just get this little tidbit they could save themselves a lot of time, frustration and what little brain power they have doing something more constructive. But the mistake they make time and time again is they think this is about them. But really that's the only way a NPD operates, as if all things are about them. They don't get that this is not about them, this is about bw, bm are just a sideshow. The concern is to empower bw but some people don't want to see bw empowered and NPDs definitely don't want to realize that they are not the center of everyone's world. They think they know why we're here, there's always this assumption that we're all here b/c we've all been done wrong by a bm and of course NPDs would think that but once again it's not about you dude. I don't love nor do I hate random bm, I don't love nor do I hate random wm. But the mindset of NPD is that everything is about them and how dare you have a conservation or life not centered around them. They think they deserve the best, it's kind of a compliment b/c they see us as the best so they want us back, they think they deserve us. It scares them that bw are educated, thinking clearly and critically and have seen the light and are now exercising their options leaving them more and more isolated in the bc with only the most desperate and dumbest of women. It sucks to be them.

Toni_M 4712 pts

eugeniamitchell "But the mistake they make time and time again is they think this is about them." Bingo! I won't forget the idiot that popped up to let us know about all the website ww put together to talk about how great bm are. Like, why on Earth would we care? Clearly if we are here discussing things relevant to our own interests, we are not THERE, crying about why evil Becky is taking "all the good brothas".

Actually, it occurs to me if BWE and IRR sites for BW are popping up all over the place, then "the secret would be out" that BM are not the be-all-end-all lovers that they've been made out to be. Of course we can't be blamed for that cat being let out of the bag. As more and more non-BW are being left to raised biracial children by themselves and with no support, among other areas of increasingly non-intraracist dysfunction, it's bound to get out anyway. What are these DBR males going to do when the Beckys, Ming Nas, and Selenas all realize that catering to the skin-tone fetish of these damaged males isn't worth the trouble?

I imagine these desperate questions are at the back of these persons minds when they come beating down the doors to sites like this. As for the NBAB women, they can forget it: They'll remain nothing more than doormats for these males, since they're already well underfoot.These women will be trampled on the way to the next best thing. You'd almost feel sorry for them if they weren't so determined NOT to catch a clue.