Friday Funny: Last Week’s Bel Air Party Was Rainbeau Heaven!!

Law Wanxi So did I. Jeez. I need to move to California.

Ditto here! Ren Law Wanxi

Wow...really? lol Law Wanxi

Christelyn

Yes, really. no-lol. I didn't recognize you from the angle. Not to mention that you could work in the "busy mom / fast paced businesswoman" print segment quite easily. Modelling isn't all teenage six foot size zeros.

It looks like a regular seasonal BM/BW stock photo. Not to go all colorist, but, in an ethnic stock photo, the woman is always noticeably lighter. Go ahead, spend the next week out on Getty or Corbis or iStockphoto. Same thing with TV adverts.

Joojubee I thought that was Cee Lo too! I see I'm not the only one! :)

Nkosazana Well it is, *cough* work *cough* lol seriously I'm not a party person, but providing entertaining content requires I actually get out of the house and pretend I'm charming so people will let me write about them. Believe it or not, that entire night is tax deductible. ;-)

Christelyn Well as long as it's work :)

I bet you are making it up to him! Atleast I would lol. BJ and kinky sex whenever. Just to make sure he knows you only have eyes for him. My husband knows my stance on cheating and what he risk if he ever cheats. I'll cut it off. Chinese women ain't the only one who can do that.

Anyone remember that clip from Dr.Phil with that BW&WM couple with that BW who thought It be appropiate to go out with her single friends every weekend to single bars and come home in the morning. I'm like how blind are you man she's cheating on you. While your at home watching the kids. Black men used to post that clip all the time on IR blogs and boards.

I don't think I ever saw that clip. And since those pics are of me kissing a midget, The Hubster's still pretty secure in his position as my Number One. hahahah Nkosazana

Portable side piece. Christelyn Nkosazana

Christelyn Nkosazana

"I have a friend who works for the producer who works for Kelsey Grammer."

That's almost a blood relative in The Industry. Nearly conjoined, sharing a common urethra.

More to the point, did you get any meetings? Any Big People's numbers? No meetings, no numbers = bupkis.

[Pretending to be my brother] "Christelyn Karazin? OH, YEAH, Chris! CHRIS!! Hey, Wanxi showed me the blog. Love it! Love blogs and all that social media thing. Wanxi says you got a book. Who's your book deal with? Oh, that's nice, they're good. I don't do books. No margin, but looking at the blog, reading a couple posts and the replies, you have something there. I'm thinking, maybe there's a film in that waiting to bloom. Why'nt ya develop a concept and work it into a scenario. Oprah might pick it up, for a while, until Gail doesn't like it, ya know; Oprah options things, but they end up in turnaround, being optioned by Oprah is good for when it comes out of the freezer. Wow, I just flashed! Steven's looking to do an ethnic happy ender, this could fit. Hold on, Steffie!, STEFFIE! Yeah, don't wander off like that, Stef. Hey Steffie, get Chris's number. Great seeing you, Chris! We'll talk."

Or something like that.

LMAO! Well, yes; this networking thing is definitely looking promising. ;-) Law Wanxi Nkosazana

Christelyn Nkosazana

Overheard the other day: "Have your people tweet my people". I only wish I made that up.

This will make no sense to the Flyovah Audience; Angelinos know what I'm describing. "BWE movie? Yeah, sounds good, the timing; meh. I'm thinking China's big in the news; everybody's tawking China, it's everywhere. Obama's big on China. So we make it a Chinese girl, OK? Sort of "Come See The Paradise" [loved Dennis in that with whatshername, anyway, hear that got him "Postcards"] without all the tears, crossed with "When Harry Met Sally" and some "Devil Wears Prada", because she's a big fashionista outta Shanghai. Shanghai's big, really big, shiny and everyone's heard of it. That new part; great exteriors! He meets her, falls HARD, but she's not sure. Usual stuff in the middle and they get married in Hawaii as the halfway point. Follow me on this..."

Eyecandy pretty boys are OK, but what can they do for you? Suits; I'm telling ya, suits. Suit with a PA, bettah. If the PA's texting her PA; pla-ti-NUM! Pretty boys park cars, suits get you optioned with 5% on the box and 8% on the second 100%, excluding licensed merchandise.

Just saying.

No, a director...

No, wait, a producer...

No, a producer who also directs...

eugeniamitchell ;) Indeed!

DeeDeeRussell It's great there, it's like another world and I love visiting it! LOL!

Yeah, but...just to visit...it's really strange. The vibe is artificial. eugeniamitchell DeeDeeRussell

Christelyn DeeDeeRussell Actually I visit a lot, almost moved to SF which is only two of the towns that I'd ever leave my beloved Seattle for.

Christelyn eugeniamitchellDeeDeeRussell

The vibe is NOT artificial. It's truly sincere. Truly sincerely fake. Any honest emotions will be taken out in post-prod. Part of ADR or Foley; I can't remember which. My brother would know. The day they figure out how to CGI parties, well, bad day for caterers.

Law WanxiChristelyn eugeniamitchellDeeDeeRussell "...Truly sincerely fake. Any honest emotions will be taken out in post-prod. Part of ADR or Foley..."

LOLz

eugeniamitchellChristelyn My wink meant that some, I mean most of those guys....nevermind :)