Friday Funny: OMFG I’m Going With Maxi Me to See Twilight.

Friday Funny: OMFG I’m Going With Maxi Me to See Twilight.

I done did it. Bought the almost-sold-out tickets and everything.

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I’m not sure how I feel about this.

To be honest, part of me is excited. I never got into the books, although Maxi Me reads herself to sleep with one of them every night. Of course all that beefcake is easy on the eyes for sure. But I’m thinking this flick will have a lot of pregnant pauses and smoldering stares with some flexed muscles and stuff, so it’s like totally worth it.

It’s girl’s night, so we’ll be doing dinner, a little shopping, and the whole she-bang. What will be interesting is seeing Maxi-Me’s reaction to all of it. She is, after all, almost 14 and half a foot taller than me.

I wonder if she knows where babies come from.

*blank stare*

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ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

'Twilight of the (Teen) Idols'

http://secretsun.blogspot.com/2009_05_01_archive.html

Aabaakawad 483 pts

I remember as a kid -- *trying desperately to add something relevant to the conversation* -- how I really enjoyed those Count Chocula commercials.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

@eugeniamitchell you know I love Jacob he he

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

blackpanthershayeugeniamitchellhahahaha I think i actually like Jasper and Emmitt best of the Cullen-Hales ..then Aro is interesting in an old-school way.

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

blackpanthershay I know that very well, at least he's not jailbait no more LOL.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

@eugeniamitchell lol not the actor book Jacob,it broke my heart the way he was used.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

ForestElfQueeneugeniamitchell Aro needs therapy

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

blackpanthershayeugeniamitchell hahaha yes, Aro is a bit ummm mercurial but me likey.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

ForestElfQueeneugeniamitchell

Maybe you can help him lol it will be a lot of work lol

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

blackpanthershay Okay really, LOL. I love it. I can't lie I love Col Brandon from Sense and Sensibility the book and the movie. So yes I can get loving a character.

Karla 2799 pts

eugeniamitchell Okay, are you my sister from another mother? I loved Colonel Brandon, both book and movie. Alan Rickman did such a wonderful job playing him. I was screaming at Mary Ann (Kate Winslet) because she was so enamored with Willoughby and here she had a sexy, wonderful man who loved her right in front of her! Yes, he was a character I could love.

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

Karla Oh Col. Brandon, oh my goodness yes I feel in love with Alan Rickman in that movie. I know many women who love Jane Austen love Mr. Darcy and yea he's nice and all but Col. Brandon, the sweet, steadfast, stable, dedicated, loving and honorable Col. Brandon oh was the man. They don't make them much like that anymore, that IS my dream man. Yes I was mad at Mary Ann too, nitwit. I am a huge Jane Austen fan, this just happened in the last couple of years but I'm hooked.

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

OMG J.A.C.O.B.!!! He was his HOTTEST in this movie and all the time I'm thinking, "Why the cuss are you all into Edward when you've got this beefcake who's inexplicably in love with you? PLUS you could stay human! Da bloody hell...? I have all sorts of issues with this series, too. The "Bella" character is a mess. She goes two emotions: pensive and (kinda) happy. blackpanthershay

Ricky T 457 pts

DO NOT leave out the native american men! Christelyn blackpanthershay

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

Ricky TChristelyn blackpanthershay Kiowa Gordon is the cutest of the WolfPack, IMO. I'll never get past Jacob=Sharkboy

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

Ricky T Christelyn blackpanthershay Native American got it going on let me be the first to say when they functional they are fine.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

Gordon?? who him be? lol ForestElfQueen Ricky T Christelyn

blackpanthershay 284 pts

eugeniamitchellRickyChristelyn do tell sis do tell

blackpanthershay 284 pts

Never mind it didn't show the first part of the name lol ForestElfQueen Ricky T Christelyn

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

blackpanthershay Living here you come across a few Native Americans and many in not such good form, reservations have done a lot of damage but there a few hotties and since I do like to take my chance on the slots and do a little blackjack and a run and own many of the casinos and casino/hotels up here. I have come across some lookers, sometimes you can't really tell their Native American but a dead give away is the long black hair, yea it's some lookers. While staying at the Tulalip for my bachelorette party this year, I was giving some folks the side eye and not in a bad way.

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

blackpanthershayRicky TChristelyn

http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Embry_Call

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eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

ForestElfQueen It's so trippy when they mention all these PNW towns like Forks and LaPush and I think I've been there. It boggles my mind that ppl are trying to visit there b/c there ain't ish in Forks and LaPush LOL. blackpanthershay Ricky T Christelyn

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

eugeniamitchellblackpanthershayRicky TChristelyn bahaha imagination is a powerful thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSPkXo3KgrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

ForestElfQueen LOL, it is b/c either one of those if you drive through and blink your eyes you'll miss it. Although it's beautiful nature wise over there, it's breathtaking but it's just a day trip. blackpanthershay Ricky T Christelyn

Mocha Z 1787 pts

ForestElfQueeneugeniamitchellblackpanthershayRicky TChristelyn Loved Miki Howard! I need to search out singers I used to love like her. Wow...the old Willy Wonka....really? Now I gotta search that out. Willy was the bomb! Wasn't feeling the new like the old one.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

eugeniamitchell For our anniversary a few years back we went to Cherokee NC and it was not what I expected at all. Seeing things on tv and seeing them in reality are two different things. Very sad

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

Mocha ZeugeniamitchellblackpanthershayRicky TChristelyn I love those songs. What happened to Miki H. anyway? I haven't bothered to watch all of the new Charlie and the Choc...as cute as Depp is, no one can outdo Gene W. as WW, IMO.

Mocha Z 1787 pts

eugeniamitchell blackpanthershay in Az same thing. I dont see many that look healthy. On a major highway in New Mexico, on a road trip, I was treated to the sight of a beautiful Native American man on a horse crossing the road with cattle. Had to rub my eyes. Thought he was a part of a mirage, lol!

Mocha Z 1787 pts

ForestElfQueen eugeniamitchell blackpanthershay Ricky T Christelyn Gene w s THE WW! So many music artists disappeared. Not a good thing when u find out what happened to them.

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

Mocha Z yea most don't look that healthy around here either but the ones that work at their tribe's casinos are doing well and some of them are looking well too LOL. It was nice sight to see these handsome tall Native American men with that beautiful thick long black hair. *shivers* particularly b/c it is so rare. blackpanthershay

Mocha Z 1787 pts

eugeniamitchell blackpanthershay Me shivers at their thick black hair. All the casinos in Az made me happy for them. Never thought to go in them! Afyer I moved, a friend took me and anytime I go with her, we bkth win $400_$600 I dont like gambling or creating vices but go figure! My friend actually won $170k once!

Christelyn 3167 pts moderator

DANG! I never win anything. Mocha Z eugeniamitchell blackpanthershay

Mocha Z 1787 pts

Christelyn eugeniamitchell blackpanthershay The one near us has similar machines. They are older with a multiple choice of money options. They are rare but those are$$$. I havent played them but, they have signs with day/time limitations on them. Leads me to believe that they are also $$$ machines.

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

Mocha Z I'm not a big gambler but I do like to go and hey I never feel bad when they take my money, they deserve it. LOL. My husband loves blackjack. There lots of casinos here and many are now doing the casino/hotel thing and they are nice hotels. They have concerts too. blackpanthershay

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

Christelyn I've won occasion not as much as I've put in but I have won a couple hundred here and there, Matt won $12,000 once. At some really little casino up by Bellingham, WA. When he told me I almost choked. Mocha Z blackpanthershay

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

Mocha Z And although I wasn't part of the gang that done them wrong, I will part with my money. See that's what blk ppl should have done, opened casinos but now that I think about it...naw! We don't ever want to act right. blackpanthershay

LovingMyself 193 pts

ForestElfQueen "I'll never get past Jacob=Sharkboy"

LOL

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

blackpanthershayChristelyn bella is a social climbing parvenu. lol!

blackpanthershay 284 pts

ForestElfQueenChristelyn and some other words I cannot mention in public.............

Mocha Z 1787 pts

Christelyn I know! If I were a teen, Edward wouldn't do it for me. Jacob is the only redeeming factor in the whole thing. I like the Native American spiritual thing he brings. Not to mention, he will keep her human! I think mortality with Jacob beats forever death(eternal) with Edward.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

Yes ma'am Jacob basically brought her back to life after that bloodsucker left her....clueless much? she want 2 hard lash inna she rass clot...sorry bout mi language Mocha Z Christelyn

LadyLittlefoot 314 pts

blackpanthershayMocha ZChristelyn LMBO at "she want 2 hard lash inna she ass clot..." yes she does. After he brought her back she was still fixated on sparkly dude. SMH

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

Mocha ZChristelyn all said, If the only choices were Edward or Jake, I'd pick Edward in a heartbeat! lolz. I've no shame. when still human, I'd be all "oooh, go in the sun again!!...teeheeeheehee" and later: possible immortality & near indestructibility?! superhuman strength & allure?! travel, shopping, headboard breaking sex, ....sparkly skin? c'mon! I'd salve my New Moon pain & resentment with a room full of Hermes bags. hahaha but seriously I wouldn't have used Jacob like that, leading him on. that's why Bella sucks eggs. ;P

Mocha Z 1787 pts

ForestElfQueen You are too much! Seriously...you make we wanna go to the bad side!!!! Use and abuse Edward, huh? Lol....you are a bad girl!

blackpanthershay 284 pts

LadyLittlefootMocha ZChristelyn sorry the West Indian came out lol