I Hate Everything About Nikki Minaj. Except…

I Hate Everything About Nikki Minaj. Except…

I have to begrudgingly admit to this.

Author : Christelyn Karazin

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I hate the horrid pink wig.

I hate her foul mouth.

I hate her quest to look like Acid Trip Barbie.

I hate that my daughter and her friends love her.

I hate just about everything that is Nikki Minaj, except…how she smells.

Truth is, her signature fragrance, Pink Friday, smells delish.

Ugh, even the bottle looks disgusting.

It looks like an evil, armless Jetson’s robot.

But when I sprayed on it’s contents after a shower, I couldn’t get over how nice it was. It didn’t have the teenie-bopper one-scent note I thought it would. Instead, it had…layers. It’s composed of  exotic starfruit, jasmine petals and vanilla. “It’s the perfect fragrance for unlocking your playful side with a hint of edge,” say the PR folks who sent me a sample.

On a side note, Maxi Me just happened to be around when the package came in the mail. She promised to give me one of her kidneys and half of her liver, should I ever need it, if I would just let her have it, and would generously allow me visitation of the bottled monstrosity for an occasion spray when I want to unlock my playful-slash-edgy side. So…apparently it’s a hit with the young folks, and well, since it’s Black Friday and all, it’s worth consideration on your Christmas list.

Normally the fragrance will run you about $55. But Macy’s has a limited edition gift set–which includes 3.4 oz Eau de Parfum Spray, 3.4 oz Body Lotion and 2.7 oz Hair Mist for $65. That’s a better deal, if you ask me.

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LoveToLiveLife 153 pts

Sorry, not going to give my money to anyone that distorts my image as a black women, no matter how good it smells. The sooner we stop lining the pockets of these self haters, the better.

 

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Leille 164 pts

That bottle looks like Dotty from Space Balls...

heyimPearlilikefries 2116 pts

I hate the bottle but it even sounds amazing Chris! You guys should look in to making your own perfume!

violalove 141 pts

Pass. Nicki Minaj seems like the type of person that gives little kids nightmares.  It's hard for me to take her seriously as an artist (or anything else, to be truthful) when she goes well out of her way to be so ridiculous, it's the same reason I have trouble liking Lady Gaga. 

MixedUpInVegas 1691 pts

Dang!  It smells THAT good?  Think I'll run down to Ulta and check it out.  I love some pretty smellin' stuff!

Morenika 870 pts

I am just plain ole' scared of her.   I would probably run screaming like a child down the street.  OMG..  I was scared to pick up her perfume bottle in the store....

Joyce345 1751 pts

You are right about the bottle. It looks positively creepy.

KingsDaughter 4967 pts

 Joyce345 They're a total rip-off of the iconic John Paul Gaultier  perfume bottles.

VictoriaAntoine 452 pts

I do not like Nikki. I don't listen to her music. Shes ignorant but I respect her as a business woman.

 

BWWithOtherBrothers 421 pts

 VictoriaAntoine Like Rihanna she is kicking it with man who kicked her butt, that Sarafee (sp) dude beat her down in Dallas last year. Yup I remember that. Still, she has him as her hype man/purse carrier. Oy!

DeepWater 2519 pts

 BWWithOtherBrothers  VictoriaAntoine   Yeah, BWWOB, I remember that too.........oh, boy.  Smh.

DeepWater 2519 pts

 VictoriaAntoine   I'll give you that, VictoriaA, her business acumen, but that's it. 

BWWithOtherBrothers 421 pts

Nikki Misogynist! The "Nappy Headed H@e" herself?  I can't and won't support a damn thing she does! 

Maxine 1006 pts

The bottle looks like a toy that would scare a small child.  You know in the movies when the child imagines their robot toy coming alive and trying to eat them.

Trisha93 91 pts

Well I Love Nicki! I Haven't Got Her Perfume Yet, But I'll Be Getting It Soon. I Don't Know Why The Made The Bottle Like That So Stupid, But That's Nicki For You.

ariahead 90 pts

 TrishaJefferson I love her personality. I am not really into her music at this point because I just don't like that poppy stuff. I think that she could do so much better but I understand her cashing in on it while she can but I hope that she tries something a little deeper one day. I don't understand why people beat up on her so much. She's very talented and seems very astute.

jakethewrestler 459 pts

 TrishaJefferson   I love  nicki to   she is super creative and funny.  funny cuz i normally like the blues and country music

DeepWater 2519 pts

This female is NOT a performer, musician, or for that matter, a rapper.   She's a characature.   A joke.   Superbass is it.   That's all she got.    Sad in my opinion.   Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez was a better rapper than she.   And the ultimate woman rapper is, in my opinion, was Lauryn Hill, the best that I've seen as of late.   Dana Owens (Latifah) don't count anymore, she's done, a female I know longer appreciate and cannot relate to or with.

 

I hope Nikki Garbages' day is near finished.    She's a joke and a non-performer to me, she's somethin' that Hollywood likes, FAKE.    

 

You know, we are in the midst of the second coming of Whitney Houston, Diamond White (13 years of age) on "The X Factor".   Her, Page Thomas (21 or 22 yrs of age), etc. are the "newcomers" to the scene and are fantastic and stars of the future.     Of all people, Britney Spears, stated to someone that was gone during audition process after having been cut that "this is only the beginning for your career" (along with Christina Aguilera saying same thing on The Voice with others having been "cut"  from said audition process) and I appreciated that and have gained a minimal amount of respect for her and Ms. Aguilera) and also like that Tate Stevens (over 25s) country music guy, I think he will be big someday soon.     On The Voice  some other country homeboy did Beyonces' Crazy In Love, and blew it up, needs some more dance infusion, but had it pretty well down and kept it live.

 

Nikki Garbages' day is now OVA (as far as I'm concerned).    She to me is already tired and finished.   I'll be glad when she disappears like all the rest of the "one hit wonders", I'll take KC and the Sunshine Band over this chick, at least I can still dance and recite most lyrics from their (70s) songs. 

 

Hopefully, her day will end very soon.  She's a sad parody of Amos & Andy.   Not intelligent, not forward thinking, not something I'd remotely want to emulate of have my under-18 relatives to listen to let alone be like.    Awaiting TAPS for your career death, Nikki Garbaaaaage.

Trisha93 91 pts

@DeepWater Lmao, Why You So Mad, Bruh? Nicki Is The Only Successful Female Rapper. Point Blank Period. You Don't Have To Like Her Nor Respect Her Because At The End Of The Day She Still Going Be On Top. Now Run && Tell That!

DeepWater 2519 pts

 TrishaJefferson   I feel you on that.   But she ain't bringin' nothin' to the game, no soul, no somethin' somethin', you know.   I means I can still recite Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez' No Scrubs, Hat To Da Back, What About Your Friends, Waterfalls, Girl Talk, I means, that's right off the top of my head.     I think this Nikki Garbage characher is a very pretty girl (I think she's Chaka Kahn's secret child without all the makeup, somebody will deliver this story someday), but she ain't got it.     Maybe you are a young person and think she's hot, I'm not mad at that, but where's the somethin', somethin'?   Where's the soul?   Even good rappers have a measure of some type of soul.  This girl is tryin' to keep up with Lady Gaga, who, imo, don't have an ounce of soul.    It's a Black woman throwin' herself up for public consumption without giving anything to the public.   I love Superbass to honest, however, I've heard her "new" music and it's not danceable, won't last more than a blast of Bazooka bubblegum.   And that's just what her music imo is, bubblegum.    I mean this woman won't come anywhere near even Salt & Peppa whom were fun, joke, party music in its day, yet we still dance to it 20 years later, even my younger under 20 cousins like them and stated to me yesterday that they felt Nikki's "music" was cute for all of 2 nanoseconds.  I think she's a very pretty girl but she needs to bring the bang for the buck and that she ain't doin' right now.    I wish to this day that Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez wasn't killed in a car accident in Honduras, South America at 27 years old, she could rap, since she was tween, and brought, believe it or not, SOUL, to the rap game.    Men are one thing but for women to soul to rap is amazing.   Even Mariah Carey can rap better than Ms. Garbaaage.    When she brings somethin' to game, I'll show more respect.   I've tried rappin' myself (do background vocals) and sound stupid myself.    It does take skill to bring poetry to beat.    But this girl is sad to me, again, very pretty, but no rap skills, sorry.

BWWithOtherBrothers 421 pts

 DeepWater  TrishaJefferson She's a plastic drone! I don't care what white stars do I'm talking about her. Can't stand her and her sex worker persona. Fake body parts x100. Nothing to admire. Nikki Misognist. Ugh!

KingsDaughter 4967 pts

 BWWithOtherBrothers  DeepWater  TrishaJefferson Rap music is a plague. That's all I have to say in this regard.

Maxine 1006 pts

 DeepWater I only WISH she were a flash-in-the-pan who's career was on its death knell, but I'm afraid she will only get bigger than she is and we'll see many little Nickis in the future.  Entertainers are packaged as a brand--someone young and cute enough that they can dress up like a real live doll but ignorant enough to follow the orders of those packaging them. Hair, face, body, attitude...vocals don't matter because those can be fixed with a computer program.  You can even become a judge on one of the most popular singing competitions on television without being able to read/write music!  Because she lacks the talent to sustain a music career, she must expand her brand.  After the perfume, expect makeup, handbags, clothing line, shoes, jewelry, lingerie, liquor, endorsements, spokesperson gigs, etc.  Someone somewhere will put her in a movie or on TV or give her voiceover work.    

DeepWater 2519 pts

 Maxine   Yeah, unfortunately, you're right there, Maxine and about all the rest.   ***Sigh****

Maxine 1006 pts

 DeepWater When they put Rihanna in Battleship and Mariah Carey in Glitter I knew there were no limits :(

DeepWater 2519 pts

 Maxine   Yuppers, you got that right, Maxine.  Saw Glitter, ugh.  Battleship w/RiRi went down before I got dough to see it....bwaaaahhhaa.

BWWithOtherBrothers 421 pts

 Maxine  DeepWater There is the 5 year plan in show biz what rises comes down. Remember Hillary Duff, Miley Cyrus? Can you believe Paris Hilton used to be as big as the Kartrashians? Be patient peeps Miss Misogynist does not have what it takes to have a multi decade career her successor is being groomed as I type. She is no lovable Dolly Parton plastic surgery victim more like Lil Kim mixed with Joan Rivers, crass. Youngsters can't see the evil in her persona they accept her at face value. I'd be the Mother from hell she would not be welcome in my house good thing I do not have kids.

youngteach 237 pts

 DeepWater

 Agreed on Lauryn Hill.  And she's infinitely more attractive than Nicki Minaj.

AminahMatthews 603 pts

I don't hate the woman but I dislike her physically. She looked so much better BEFORE the fame.

 

 Pink, Super straight platinum blonde, Green, Orange, Multi colored wigs, is ridiculous.

 

 Everytime you see her she gets lighter and lighter.

 

Did she have a nose job?

 

The hidious outfits.

 

There's only one song I like...SUPER BASS.  Other then that, that's it. I haven't smelt her perfum yet...

 

 

Maxine 1006 pts

 AminahMatthews I agree with everything you said!  Super Bass is such a fun, catchy song, but I'm sick to death of the most famous black women morphing into beige-skinned, blonde-haired cartoon characters.  Images are powerful.  Images are subconsciously absorbed.  Show me the white female icon that dons braids or cornrows and darkens herself with bronzer all the time--not as a fad but as a permanent look.  I don't begrudge people who want to have fun with costumes and wigs but this is beyond. How do you make a song denigrating nappy hair when you can't be seen in public without that stupid yellow straw on top of your head?  Anyone read The Bluest Eye?  Tragically it is real for some people, and they are getting paid handsome to parade their self-hate to the world.  And that bottle looks like it was designed by a 5 year-old.    

CherieMaria 838 pts

 AminahMatthews Yeah. I was watching her new video Pound the Alarm on a music channel and she was almost the same color as these light colored latinas dancing close to her. Then I looked up one of her old underground videos and she was a caramel skinned woman like myself. Its crazy.

ASwirlGirl 3220 pts

I'm trying to not laugh at that bottle - it's BEYOND hideous.

Jamila 7674 pts moderator

I wish they had packaging for adults. :(

BlackWomenDeserveBetter 1909 pts

 Jamila I can't support anything by her...An alternative is to get an essential oils carrier to mimic the fragrance...

My latest conversation: missuniverse2012

Jamila 7674 pts moderator

 BlackWomenDeserveBetter I understand. Im black friday shopping right now for healthier, organic alternatives to the healthy/beauty products I've been using. 

ASwirlGirl 3220 pts

 Jamila  BlackWomenDeserveBetter Jamila, will you let us know what you find? I'd love to know.

Jamila 7674 pts moderator

 ASwirlGirl  BlackWomenDeserveBetter Thus far I've bought Trader Joe's Tree Tingle Shampoo with Peppermint, Tea Tree and Eucalyptus and Kalliste Gourmet Handmade Organic Vegan Face and Body Bar Soap, Tea Tree & Black Clay. 

 

I'm trying to get away from soaps. lotions, conditioners, etc., with sulfates in them. I have very bad dandruff and dry skin, and I've tried everything else, which leads me to believe it might be the sulfates in the products I'm using. I'm also thinking about getting some Dr. Bonner's soap, which advertises itself as being able to be used for cleaning EVERYTHING--hand soap, shampoo, detergent for my clothes, deep cleaning in the home. 

 

Side Note: I've never had white boyfriends who used lotion. Maybe sparingly, but not all over their body. And I also read a health/beauty book written by a white women where she said that if you hydrate (drink enough water), exfoliate (to remove dead skin and increase circulation), and stay away from skin drying agents (stuff with sulfates in it) then using lotion after every shower/bath should be unnecessary.  So, I'm going to follow the advice of the white folks and see if this will work for me. 

Maxine 1006 pts

 Jamila  ASwirlGirl  BlackWomenDeserveBetter Yes, traditional productions made from petroleum will strip your skin and scalp of moisture.  I LOVE Dr. Bonner's hemp oil soaps, esp. the one with almond oil.  You can wash your body, hands, and hair with the same product.  I think it's worth it to pay a little more for natural soaps because they last longer than the ones made from animal fat, and you'll save on moisturizer.

The Working Home Keeper 6963 pts

 Jamila  ASwirlGirl  BlackWomenDeserveBetter Maxine  I use the Dr. Bronners Peppermint soap for my homemade all-purpose cleaning spray.  Trader Joe's has the best price for it here and a bottle lasts a long time.

 
ASwirlGirl 3220 pts

 Jamila  BlackWomenDeserveBetter Thanks! Gonna check and see if I can find some of that online . . . .

Jamila 7674 pts moderator

 BlackWomenDeserveBetter And yeah,  I know  Nikki has said some crazy stuff (I recall a particularly negative comment about tightly coiled hair.)

Jamila 7674 pts moderator

 youngteach You should respond to this post:

 

http://blackgirlnerdy.blogspot.com/2012/11/my-so-called-online-dating-life-part-5.html

 

Or maybe write about it on your blog. (I say this because you were looking for suggestions on topics.)

 

Or, better yet, you could write a post here (Why do guys reach out to you a gazzillion years later?--or something like that)

youngteach 237 pts

 Jamila

 I'll put something up about it.  I've just started doing the online dating thing, so I don't have a lot of info yet.  I will say, though, as I'm doing the electronic communication thing more (online dating, texting, etc.), I'm finding that I'm waiting longer to respond to people because that's the way women do me!  I think it's almost like a requisite that if the ball is in your court, you hold on to that ball as long as you possibly can.  I'll put something up soon, but food for thought...

 

Thanks, Jamila!