Lonnie’s Friday Funny: When Paranoia Sets In…

As the tale goes, a certain young man was deeply in love with a maid who wouldn't give him the time of day - so, out of other options, he applied to a local witch, who, after receiving the appropriate fee, gave him a bottle of pills, with the instructions to bury one pill at night in the soil surrounding the loved-one's home, for 30 nights - thirty days later, it was Wedding Bells for him and for her - nearly stuttering with thanks, this young man asked said witch what was in those pills - and she said:

"Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the coven, and pills buried says it best!"

That picture says so little and so much at the same time.

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean that some people really ARE plotting against you!