Me & Maxi Me at the Movie Monstrosity

Me & Maxi Me at the Movie Monstrosity

Well, it was funny hanging with my better-looking, taller and skinnier clone. We pigged out at PF Changs before we saw Breaking Dawn, and…wow. This was a pic taken before I was ready to put the gun in my mouth.  Ah…the bliss of ignorance… Sorry Twilight fans.   Share on FacebookBe Sociable, Share! Tweet

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Well, it was funny hanging with my better-looking, taller and skinnier clone. We pigged out at PF Changs before we saw Breaking Dawn, and…wow.

This was a pic taken before I was ready to put the gun in my mouth.  Ah…the bliss of ignorance…

Sorry Twilight fans.

 

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Chi 26 pts

i know i'm extremely late to this show, but i literally just finisshed watching the movie and omg! i love it!!!!!! i had totally forgotten what the bookwas about in detail, but it reminded me and i love it. i was reminded about being wierded out by the jacob and renesmee angle and the hair and make up were uniformly atrocious. but a beautiful story. and did i mention i love it?! will probably be seeing it again before long.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

Chi Jacob!!!
I feel Jacob was cheated,imprinting doesn't really bother me just he could do better than Nessum lol

Chi 26 pts

The acting was a lot better this time around. Jacob is growing on me now. I think people who are saying it was was cliche/cringey should relax. It's a love story. There are billions of them. This has a bit of a different twist to it. I like it. I would so love to go and watch it with a fellow fan but I don't think I know anyone. Boohoo! blackpanthershay

blackpanthershay 284 pts

I am going to see it again this weekend....JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

so, the movie was cheeseball but I was still a bit giddy, i dunno, just because. that said, it was garbage-y next to the book..like Cliff Notes or a school play adaptation of Breaking Dawn. Lots missing. The corny effects made me laugh. Alice's wig was killing me softly, Carlisle looked funny. The other guys looked great. Jake's dad looks like he lost weight.

I want to go to Isle Esme! (haha that was the highlight for me)

blackpanthershay 284 pts

ForestElfQueen Isle Esme has been ruined by dumb and dumber aka Edward and Bella......

Mocha Z 1791 pts

Twins! Maxi-me is as gorgeous as her mom! Getting out for girl time is always fun.

reem11 363 pts

Well your Maxi Me is very pretty. Glad you guys had your girl time outing.

Bren82 200 pts

How was it? I sooo wnat to see it. Maxi-me is beautiful!

formavitae 328 pts

Aww...she's a beautiful girl and DOES look like you! I'm no into Twilight either, but my friend wants to go see it. Did you enjoy it at all...at least better than the first one (I fell asleep)?

Sergine 5 pts

I heard Breaking Dawn is a 3 part series .oo. ( After exiting the movies today xD over hearing a fan make that statement)

Tammy_Ghalden 239 pts

I've read all of the books and seen the first 3 movies. Breaking Dawn was the worst book, so I'm not going to be surprised if it is going to have the worst movies. They are doing it in two parts, right? New Moon was the only movie that was halfway decent; the rest were boring and dragged down by atrocious acting.

Tammy_Ghalden 239 pts

Oh, and the terrible graphics were funny as hell in the first one.

candezi 74 pts

Tammy_Ghalden Really Tammy lol you must be team Jacob! Heheheh I thought new moon was the worst of the them all and the worst movie!

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

I am COACH of TEAM JACOB. hahaha Tammy_Ghalden candezi

candezi 74 pts

Christelyn Tammy_Ghalden What am I the sole team Edward here :-)

eugeniamitchell 3484 pts

candezi I don't think you're alone I think ForestElfQueen is with you. Personally I'm staying neutral like Switzerland LOL. Christelyn Tammy_Ghalden

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

AND THEN! OMG...when the baby looked at Jacob...I was on the floor DYING of laughter...da hell did they do to that baby's eyes?! I see a baby with eyes like that and Ima throw some holy water on it! candezi Tammy_Ghalden

candezi 74 pts

Christelyn Tammy_Ghalden The baby was mechanical they spent like 100k on creating it is what I heard from someone, should have put that money towards a screenwriter...lol

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

candeziChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden i'm team emmitt & jasper (is there polyandry in vampire society?) but if i could only chose between ed and jake then i'm team Edward. :D

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

Christelyn candeziTammy_Ghalden hahahaha can't wait to see that

candezi 74 pts

ForestElfQueenChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden Forest I was team Emmitt thru the first three behind Edwards back, but they did something funky to his hair in this one :-(

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

ruh roh..i hope it's not worse than wiggy New Moon Jasper. ....the hair and makeup ppl on this project have been comedians! haha candezi Christelyn Tammy_Ghalden

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

I noticed that too...wow...they went CHEAP on the makeup and lacefronts. Dang, this is criminal. ForestElfQueen candezi Tammy_Ghalden

candezi 74 pts

Christelyn ForestElfQueenTammy_Ghalden OH and was it just me or did Bella's hair go thru some sort of change when she was lying dying and changed colors but just before the dramatic end when they did the last final body shot her hair was back to normal... Did they not edit this movie at all, or do I pay way to much attention to details.

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

Nope. I noticed that too. candezi ForestElfQueen Tammy_Ghalden

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

No words. None. candezi Tammy_Ghalden

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

it's been a clown show visually. in the first film, in a lot of scenes, Edward's face only is done and his ears & sometimes neck are red... my mom (the one person i've gotten to watch Twi) asked if they couldn't have at least CGI'd his skintone even or something.lolz

'seems like they counted on the books following to forgive at lot of cheapskateism & rushjobosity. :s

candeziChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden

candezi 74 pts

ForestElfQueenChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden Skin aside what I love about Edward are his oblique slits! That is hands down the sexiest thing a man or vampire can have to me, I love oblique slits!

eugeniamitchell 3484 pts

Christelyn candeziForestElfQueenTammy_Ghalden Bad movie, bad storyline, bad make up and 140 million bucks. Wow!

Chi 26 pts

ForestElfQueen

Oh, I'm definitely team Edward! I just love him and Bella together. Separately they are kind of 'meh'. But together.... goosebumps! Lol! I haven't watched Breaking Dawn yet though. Tomorrow I'm off to the cinema. Whoohoo!

Chi 26 pts

candeziChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden

Team Edward! Woot Woot! Jacob needs to pull himself together. It's just a crush :P When he grows up he'll realise he had a lucky escape from frightening boredom that would be life with Bella. Lol!

Marcie 257 pts

eugeniamitchell candezi ForestElfQueen Christelyn Tammy_Ghalden Yeah y'all need to stay neutral like Switzerland....lol, dont give too much of the plot away!Planning to see the movie soon as a enjoyed T1.

blackpanthershay 284 pts

Tammy_Ghaldencandezi JACOBBBBBBBBB!!!

blackpanthershay 284 pts

wait Coach? lol Christelyn Tammy_Ghalden candezi

blackpanthershay 284 pts

candeziChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden Down with Edward...down with him!!!

blackpanthershay 284 pts

ForestElfQueencandeziChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden *Gasp*

blackpanthershay 284 pts

candeziChristelyn ForestElfQueenTammy_Ghalden I think they were trying to show her coming back to "life" so he hair got some glow..as only vamps can glow lol

blackpanthershay 284 pts

ForestElfQueencandeziChristelyn Tammy_Ghalden They did that because Edward sucks.....

candezi 74 pts

Ok ok so will admit this is one of my guilty pleasures and with that said now I wish you would have read the book! I could go on and on how this was not the same story! Ok some things that happened in the movie were part of the book, but there was never a werewolf/vampire fight, Jacob and Edward did not deliver Renesme, and Bella did not die before she there was a long unnecessary view that took 10 minutes for the audience to witness the venom courses through her anatomy!

The book is better and since there is a part two and there really isn't enough left in the story for a second movie I imagine they will drag that out as well, with made up fights and battles that never happen.

But the girls loved it and what a treat to get home at 2:45 on a school night!

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

Yeah...that was me and Maxi's complaint--they added all this fodder...nothing padded scenes that served no purpose but to bore us and make the movie longer. candezi

candezi 74 pts

Christelyn Hey did you guys notice they kept recycling songs from Twiilight, Bellas song and the song they danced to at the wedding was the one they danced to at the prom. Oh and did you notice when they were in Brazil and he was standing on the cliff of the water fall, his skin was not all diamond sparkling. Does diamond skin not sparkle under brazilian sun?

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

YES! There was more music than actual dialogue. Ugh! All that money and they couldn't find a decent screenwriter? And what's up with the director telling the actors to do all those overdone pauses and moon-y looks? A little of that is fine, but like every other scene?! COME ON! candezi

candezi 74 pts

Christelyn lmao! well lets just be honest..ok 33 year old hat back on, she is not the best author the books were not written well, or maybe if you consider the audience they were ok. Maybe the screenwriter mirrored the author. But bad author or not she put vampires and werewolves on the pop culture map and there are shows for the young and old alike to enjoy.

eugeniamitchell 3484 pts

I hear bad things but it's sad that it's actually true. Oh well, you suffered for a good cause. How about Maxi-Me was she was not feeling it also? B/c my 14 yo was talking like it was the best thing since Godfather, I roll my eyes. Dang kids!

Christelyn 3210 pts moderator

Maxi-Me was VERY disappointed. She said that the movie ruined the book for her...;-( eugeniamitchell

candezi 74 pts

Christelyn eugeniamitchell If she hasn't finished the book, tell her don't worry the book tells a very different story the only thing she knows now that she would have found out later is that Jacob imprints on Renesme