Paper Bag test? Are you Sh!ttin’ Me?

Paper Bag test? Are you Sh!ttin’ Me?

White guy speaks out of colorism issue…

Author : EarthJeff

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So sitting here tonight I ask myself “Self, would you rather write final exams tonight or rant on a bit with your favorite community?” No brainer. Kids don’t want to take the darn final exam anyway…. And I DO like to rant…

So after reading with great interest the thread that blew up regarding this whole colorism thing, I decided that I wanted to toss this out at everyone. I do NOT understand the colorism thing. At ALL. Oh, I read that thread. Had a discussion with someone on this issue. I feel like one of my students. I don’t get it….. don’t get it…. I… I… I … just don’t get it. Like a 13 year old adult Tom Hanks in “Big” sitting in a corporate staff meeting. Where is Robert Loggia to ask me… “What is it you don’t get, Jeff”? Though we may all detest racism, we often are able to understand where it comes from… the reasons… even if those reasons are, quite frankly, stupid. Racism within your own race though? Yet another issue that we wrestle with from the slavery days? And we wonder why we keep falling behind the rest of the world in things. OK, I understand the theory that the lighter colored house slaves were treated a bit better because they had some white in them (likely of Master’s bloodline?). Yet that tone or shading of a black person’s skin is still used to determine their worth? Their desirability? That such determination was based on comparison to a paper bag? A brown PAPER bag????

By the way, for the idiots that still like this test… note… paper bags now come in red and green too…. And you can feel free to go walk out and stand in waist deep water until you are no longer an idiot. I cannot even fathom the line of people passing by someone checking their tone with a brown paper bag. “You are light enough, you are good”…… “Dude… too dark… sorry, you are out.” Actually, now they have white paper bags too. “You are darker than this… too tan… sorry”. I will be in good shape though. Very fair skin. “Dang, dude, you are as white as a dead decaying sun-bleached fish on the beach. More white than this bag. You are IN….” Although, if I have a bad sunburn, do they then grab a red bag?

One last thought on this. Certain tones being more desirable than others? You can draw your own conclusions from this statement….. I don’t know about y’all, but I can’t see in the dark anyway…. So DOES it really make a difference? If we are all the same in the dark, aren’t we all the same in the daylight? Just asking….

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Blackberry 1177 pts

I'm with your EarthJeff. I understand colorism historically/scoiologically etc. But I can understand where something comes from and remain flabbergasted as why it hasn't long since been abandoned. We carry the legacy of these things and most people don't really know why? That aside the root question is why do humans (at all levels of society) feel the need to establish themselves within a hierarchy? Racism, sexism, classicism, colorism, and etc. It's all about separating the "us" from "them" .....to make "us" feel better.

dasdbobb 1379 pts

@Blackberry You're correct, I'd expect better thinkin' than that out of a plate of cottage cheese!

NoDramaCiCi 365 pts

At this point I think its about media's beauty standards too. The standard is still white women, and within black media (shows, videos, magazines, etc) its lightskin or biracial women. That of course has its historical origins, but we have more control over it now than ever before but we aren't brave or thoughtful enough to make any changes.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 NoDramaCiCi 

 

EXACTLY NoDrama. The BLACK individuals who keep pushing a White beauty standard for Black females in 2012 have nobody but themselves to blame and are the ONLY ones who should be held responsible for still pushing this slave mentality crap on Black women & girls. It is NOT hard to see the beauty in dark-skinned Black women & girls, but thise stupid, racist clowns do NOT want to see it.

HarlemGirl 216 pts

 EarthJeff  Yes it is true and we still have to deal with it.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2106322/Racist-African-American-Battle-Complexions-causes-outrage.html

 

 

Alot of the black organizations like the LINKS used this test to admit or deny members though they do not do it today. it was also rumored that Alpha Kappa Alpha (the oldest black female sorority) used that test to weed out darker skinned women and it is also rumored that  the rejected women started the Delta Sigma Theta. Just like in India the Caste System was abolished 60 years ago, but they still practice it in India to the point in some cases they will kill people if they marry outside their caste.

 

Joyce345 1738 pts

We also have colorism in my country, though it is not as severe and the black African definition of light skinned probably looks dark to an AA. (Some AAs look straight up white to me, but that is a story for another day).

 

Anyway, I have also wondered how exactly colorism came to be in my culture. Before the arrival of the Europeans, Indians and Arabs there was a very different definition of beauty.

 

Girls who fetched the highest bride price (aside from being hard working) had dark skin, youthful bodies, brilliant white teeth with a lovely gap in between the two front teeth, a long neck preferably with creases running around it and long, sturdy legs.

 

I don't know how how it happened but somehow dark skin lost its value.  We now have girls in high schools IN AFRICA - of all places - who are as we speak being made fun of for having dark skin.

 

We also have parents, teachers, grandmothers, and other assorted people IN AFRICA practically fawning over children who have light skin.

 

It is really stupid but that is how it is.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

That is just so sad. Dark-skinned Black girls in Africa being teased for being dark-skinned. Sigh, well like I keep saying this is a Black problem worldwide and not limited to any one country or region. The worldwide population of Black girls & women is being affected by this mess. Again, sigh.

Shulamit 1982 pts

Here's another history lesson:

 

In 19th century New Orleans, LA there was a practice of breeding as much black out of a woman as possible to make her socially acceptable in the white aristocratic circles and exotic enough because she was 'black' they called these women Quadroons and Octoroons. Quadroons were women who were 1/4 black and Octoroons were women who were 1/8th black.

 

These women were usually the escorts of powerful political leaders, businessmen and they were usually the mistresses of these men who were put up in fine homes and condos in the center of New Orleans.

 

One famous Quadroon was the woman known as the "Yellow Rose of Texas" she was actually the wife of the general that led the Texas army to victory over the Spanish/Mexican Army. How? His wife the quadroon who seduced the General of the Spanish army while her husband attacked and killed his troops and eventually capturing him. True story. In fact we sing about her every year but most people do not know that the yellow rose they are singing about is not a flower but an actual multiethnic woman..

 

As far as quadroons and octoroons go, I actually heard about them from my family growing up. When I was in my teens I did extensive research on them since I had few in my family.

 

So yes this colorism thing goes back to slavery, post slavery and white supremacy in this society but as I am one who is a historian I DO NOT nor WILL NOT blame the past on our current behavior. There comes a time when we have to see this as destructive and tearing not only our community apart but our society as well.

 

But my being a skeptic I KNOW human nature and as long as there are people who benefit from the down fall of another group, this issue will always be just that, an issue. So what can we do about it?

 

We all either recognize it for what it is, boycott what we can, change what we can when we have the power to OR never talking of it again. Because as we found on the other post, talking about it leads to anger and derailment and nothing is ever solved and the only people truly made aware of the situation are those already aware.

 

As a 'dark-skinned" woman, I truly believe this is why I personally love being in Europe when I am there. I forget these things, and in most cases I forget I am black, because there I am simply American and sometimes some sort of exotic African..

 

Sorry my rambling thoughts. Going to bed now.. :-)

Tammy_Ghalden 861 pts

 Shulamit There is certainly more to this topic than just light skin. I think some people on here are oversimplifying the issue. It's not just the skin, but the more Caucasian-like features and straighter hair that often comes with the skin. I heard that Quadroons and Octoroons were purposely created because there were so few white women in Louisiana for the men. They were basically trying to create the closest thing to a white woman they could get by breeding out the black. I heard this was also the case in the Dominican Republic and Brazil, which have large mulatto populations. The Portuguese and Spanish mated with the blacks in an attempt to "improve the population." 

Shulamit 1982 pts

 Tammy_Ghalden yes ma'am that is fact. but what's even worse even tho those women were bred that way--in Louisiana-- the men never married them because they were in essence 'black'.. ain't that something?

HarlemGirl 216 pts

 Shulamit  it was a practice called Placage.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pla%C3%A7age

 

There was a movie based on an Anne Rice Novel called Feast of all Saints that  shows how the practice worked.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhjRtJh0jIU

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Shulamit 

 

Why didn't the French goverenment just pay more White women in France to go and help settle LA? That would have been better than messing with the dna. skin color, genetics, and pysche of innocent Black women. People can be really stupid sometimes!

 

Also do not apologize, your post was very informative and when it comes to this topic the more said, the better. And as far as the anger and derailment goes, well people are either interested in confronting this problem so we can think of ways to solve it or they are not. People are either interested in the facts about this problem or they are not. If they are, then they have to face the fact that they may hear some uncomfortable truths. But we have to do something, the well-being of our young Black girls is on the line here!

ElfeV 7084 pts

 AnInterestedObserver  Shulamit Tammy_Ghalden 

 

I've read that, to some, the Quads & Octs were considered more beautiful than the straight Euro women, so there was a market/fan base/fetish or whatever specifically for this mixtures.

ElfeV 7084 pts

 AnInterestedObserver  Shulamit  Tammy_Ghalden  *these* mixtures.

dani-BBW 1784 pts

What is interesting is that while some whites are completely oblivious to various skin tones of Black people, other whites are not and perceive lighter skin to be better on blacks. Harry Reid, a white US SENATOR, thought Barack Obama was a great presidential candidate, partially because he was light skinned. "He [Reid] was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama -- a 'light-skinned' African American 'with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one,' " http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-09/politics/obama.reid_1_john-heilemann-african-american-voters-senator-reid?_s=PM:POLITICS

 

While these are Harry's personal thoughts, he obviously thought many other people shared his sentiments. Why? I have to conclude that many more white people are aware of Black skin tone and view lighter skin more favorably, than do not. And this is even more concerning, actually. While BP are wrecking people's self-esteem based on skin tone, some WP appear to be continuing to dole out favor/power (i.e. politics, Hollywood, criminal sentencing, etc) partially influenced by skin tone, which then contributes to and reinforces colorism issues in the BP. It's like a vicious cycle.

dani-BBW 1784 pts

And oh yeah, there was the whole Acura commercial, where Acura (a higher end brand) and/or their casting agency, requested a BM for a commercial but preferred a lighter skinned men only. I don't know what the ethnicities were of the people who made the call, but while we need to work on colorism in the BC, if other races still use it as a dividing wedge or method of doling out power will that impede progress? 

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 dani-BBW 

 

That Acura commerical is an anomoly. About 99.9% of the time you see a Black man advertising something either in Black or White American media, he is dark-skinned.

 

 

ElfeV 7084 pts

 dani-BBW  MySmile  "Acura commercial"

 

maybe they're were aiming for a bootleg Obama-like? lolz

MySmile 4172 pts

 dani-BBW Yep, I don't know if the majority of white people view light skinned people more favorably (many white people are kind of oblivious), but it is more than we think. It is definitely coming from both sides. This is evident when you look at who is in positions of power and who is represented more in the media (not darker black people).

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 MySmile  dani-BBW 

 

MySmile, are you seriously saying that there is a lack of dark-skinned Black MALES in either White or Black media? That is not what I am seeing.

MySmile 4172 pts

 AnInterestedObserver  dani-BBW No, that's not what I'm saying. the most part it's dark skinned black women who are not represented. The position of power thing goes for both genders though.

MySmile 4172 pts

 AnInterestedObserver  I didn't specify females but I thought you already knew my viewpoints on this. I have liked some of your other posts that touch on this subject (it's mostly dark skinned women who are not shown). Sometimes it's dark skinned people altogether though.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 MySmile 

 

MySmile, I am not trying to pick on you or anything. The thing is that one of the derailment tactics commonly used whenever this is bought up int Blackistan/mainstream Black circles, is that people will try to act like colorism affects Black females & males in a complete 100% equal manner, when we all know that that is not the case.If we are ever going to lick this problem then that has to be acknowledged.

 

I hope we are still cool!

MySmile 4172 pts

 AnInterestedObserver Yep, we are still cool lol..I don't get upset that easily I just thought you were trying to put words in my mouth. You know I'm the last person who is trying to derail this topic! I'm a dark skinned woman myself..I notice how on tv they put a light skinned woman with a dark skinned man most of the times. Colorism does not affect both genders equally but it does affect all black people to a degree. Black men's struggle with colorism is not really my battle to fight though. I was just making a short, general statement.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 MySmile 

 

Thanks. I am sorry, I did not mean to imply you were trying to derail the topic or put words in your mouth. What I meant to say did not come out right. I am very, very passionate about this topic, and I can trip over my words/let my emotions get the better of me sometimes because of that. I apologize again.

Asia 195 pts

 MySmile I think dark men are more represented. Dark women are the ones that aren't getting a fair shake. In tv shows and movies its always a dark man with a light skinned black women

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Asia  MySmile 

 

Yes they sure are. And the woman is either that or not Black at all.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Asia  MySmile 

 

By "that", I meant light-skinned Black.

Asia 195 pts

 AnInterestedObserver  MySmile true!

zipporah 1714 pts

@Asia @MySmile you dont see a white guy who had light brown hair with a brunette either..she has to be blond artificial red or have 'crazy' colored hair...i know its different for us, we cant 'dye' our skin...oh BTW, Daddy King, MLK Sr, is LIGHTER than his son..MLK got his coloring from his mom

dasdbobb 1379 pts

@zipporah I'm in the 1%, the 1% that likes dark hair, sultry contraltro voice, sexy dark eyes and short, sassy hair-doos. In my younger years, I had dark blonde hair, probabaly from my Swedish and German parents. O ya, steel blue eyes too. Now if I could just get someone to look past the white goatee, and streaks of gray at the temples life would be wonderful! LOL

harleyq2 190 pts

The explanation is simple. There will always be someone or a group who wants to hold something over someone else as being inferior (in order to create superiority and therefore boosting self-importance). It's the classic 'one up, one down' scenario. A previous poster states that in a culture where everyone is similar in appearance, then people will choose something as a test of pass or fail; popular or loser etc.-hair colour (blond), eye colour (blue), height (tall), weight (thin), a cultural heritage (Bosnian wars), language, religion (Irish and English) etc. Even for the states, back in the day porcelain skin was very desired but now tan is in.

 

Colourism and other forms of harsh ethnic critics are prevelant in so many countries that had British rulers and colonialism. the rulers would portrayed themselves to be the only example of class, breeding, and aristocracy. These countries or people tend to suffer more with these sorts of issues in trying to identify with what appears to be dominant. If there is no way to match the popular people, then you have to establish hierarchy amongst your own. The effect of this is that in some places you see a much greater almost life changing impact than in others.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 harleyq2 

 

You are the second person to mention a "British" connection to all of this. I will have to investigate that.

Michael Miles 147 pts

Sorry, but beauty comes in all colors. But the easiest way to catch my eye is to have incredibly dark skin...personal preference. But for me, dark as night has an aesthetic beauty to it, that's not comparable. To each his own. However, to all you incredibly dark skinned women out there who have been conditioned to not feel beautiful. To that I say, "you're the sexiest of all, don't listen to this colorism bullshit.". Oh yah, I'm not the only one who feels this way by far.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Michael Miles No you are not, not by a longshot. Dark-skinned Black women are GORGEOUS! Black women with other skin tones are too, but we need to celebrate the dark-skinned Black female beauty more as celebration of that was and still is lacking.

Vera123 100 pts

 Michael Miles

 Thank you.  I definitely feel that way when I am out and among white men. 

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Vera123  Michael Miles 

 

You are very welcome, :)

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Vera123  Michael Miles 

 

Oops! Sorry Vera.

Vera123 100 pts

 AnInterestedObserver

 Dont be. That was directed to you and Michael Miles :)

ElfeV 7084 pts

I think a lot of this comes from the historical denial of multiracial-ness(for people of partial African ancestry). You have this false, catch-all category of 'black', with all of these random people with various lineages sort of all smushed together...ostensibiy to protect the purity of the false label of 'white'ness? Under the larger racist umbrella, the 'blacks' re-sort themselves into a mini hierarchy based of the degree of non-african ancestry or appearance. The more mixed( in the USA, that would be euro or native am. i guess) the person looked, the more magically good-looking & socially acceptable they were/are. I guess the paper bag represented a limit to the acceptable intensity of skin color phenotype. I've also read and heard about Blue Vein groups where an AA had to be fair-skinned enough to show veins easily. *heavy sigh*

 

I just think if people were able to be honest about who they are and who they descend from these ideas of a 'better kind of black', 'pretty/handsome for a black' etc might not have snowballed like this. I dunno. Having trouble articulating. >.<

 

 

dasdbobb 1379 pts

@Elfe 4 words.........THEY'RE WRONG!! We're right. End of statement.

zipporah 1714 pts

@Elfe I heard the 'blue vein'ers had MORE MONEY left to them by their WHITE UNCLES what was left after slavery was over...i also heard that between 1865-1896, there was a little jostling between blacks and whites, segregation wasnt legalized in the south,,so some blacks went around whites more UNTIL jimcrow

Joyce345 1738 pts

 Elfe 

"...You have this false, catch-all category of 'black', with all of these random people with various lineages sort of all smushed together...ostensibiy to protect the purity of the false label of 'white'ness? Under the larger racist umbrella, the 'blacks' re-sort themselves into a mini hierarchy based of the degree of non-african ancestry or appearance..."

 

YES! The one drop rule is straight up racist. IDK why black people in the US cooperate with it.

Alana 2 387 pts

 Joyce345  Historically, it was useful for political purposes. That's why dark people in Latin America have made less progress compared to the USA. Here, people with a wide range of appearances are called "black" because they have some African ancestry. They have fought together to gain the right to vote, the right to public accommodations, and more. The Latin American model focuses on a person's appearance rather than their lineage, and only ebony and dark brown folks are considered black. So, a group of siblings may share an identity, but if they are different colors, they do not all call themselves "black," and the people with African ancestry who do not consider themselves "black" are less interested in fighting for civil rights for black people. So people like Rosa Parks and Kathleen Cleaver are part of the struggle, because they identify as black.

AnInterestedObserver 1028 pts

 Elfe 

 

Elfe, I see it more like this. Certain elements in the Black race were MORE THAN happy to have White/Whiter-looking women put into the Black race so they could have something close to the White females they crave. That is the engine driving this garbage, and instead of slowing down, it has only gotten stronger. For a woman or girl to be considered beautiful in the Black race, she has to either look very close to White/non-Black or be White/non-Black. Where does that leave the majority of Black women & girls who do NOT fit that description? I think we know the answer.

ElfeV 7084 pts

"I don’t know about y’all, but I can’t see in the dark anyway"

 

LOL! love this. haha

wanderingdreamer 8706 pts

 Elfe  am I the only one who Ilikes the lights on? lol

EarthJeff 3244 pts

 wanderingdreamer  Elfe "am I the only one who Ilikes the lights on? lol"

Probably......  ;)

Brenda55 19279 pts moderator

 wanderingdreamer  Elfe 

am I the only one who Ilikes the lights on? lol

 

No. You're not. Not by a stretch.