Take a look at this specimen of perfection…

So who is he? He’s Nick Bateman. A model, actor, and wanna-be Ninja Turtle that has everyone on Facebook–both gay and straight–going completely bat shit.

I just may have to leave my husband for this man.

And according to this advertisement, he’s into Asian and Black chicks.

Instead of that ad saying “It’s better to be a member,” it should say, “It’s better to have his member.”

#nevermind