I swear. Â Sometimes I think Facebook should be renamed Assbook. Â Because–I swear–I’m not bragging, but I can get the sketchiest of characters trying to friend me. Â If it’s a random lass, then I figure she’s caught wind of the blog, the book or whatever, and I’m all, “Hey Sheila; top of the mornin’ to ya!”
If it’s a guy, then I check him out, scope his profile. I did so recently when a HAWTSTUFF Pakistani guy friended me out of nowhere, and I was like “Allah Akbar! More red meat to throw to the BB&W Crew!!” Â I even put one of his profile pics on the BB&W fanpage last week just to whet your appetites.
So sorry.
Side Note: My profile states CLEARLY that I’m married and blessed fourfold with little people who hold 50 percent of my DNA. Â BUT! Â No such information was posted about this guy, and while I won’t post his name because he’s married with two kids and living it up in the Middle East in a very, very oil-rich country, I have no such qualms posting his image. Â Beware; and don’t say I didn’t warn you.
You know what’s ironic, as in, hypocritical with a Capital H, is that this dude’s religious affiliation profile says:
being a muslim, be proud, choose the right way.
*blank stare; pauses for drama*
I guess Mohammad’s all good with trolling on Facebook looking to score some international ass? Â Not to offend, but GEEZ! with these double standards. Â Muslim men can cheat as long as is the day, but say, if this douche’s wife did it, she’d be…what? Â At minimum, no longer married. Â At the worst? Â Stoned to death.
Someone please explain to me. Â I get my news from CNN.









Wow, what a charming individual. O_o
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