The “Hottie of the Week” That Never Was.

The “Hottie of the Week” That Never Was.

I swear. Sometimes I think Facebook should be renamed Assbook.

Author : Christelyn Karazin

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I swear. Sometimes I think Facebook should be renamed Assbook. Because–I swear–I’m not bragging, but I can get the sketchiest of characters trying to friend me. If it’s a random lass, then I figure she’s caught wind of the blog, the book or whatever, and I’m all, “Hey Sheila; top of the mornin’ to ya!”

If it’s a guy, then I check him out, scope his profile. I did so recently when a HAWTSTUFF Pakistani guy friended me out of nowhere, and I was like “Allah Akbar! More red meat to throw to the BB&W Crew!!” I even put one of his profile pics on the BB&W fanpage last week just to whet your appetites.

So sorry.

Side Note: My profile states CLEARLY that I’m married and blessed fourfold with little people who hold 50 percent of my DNA. BUT! No such information was posted about this guy, and while I won’t post his name because he’s married with two kids and living it up in the Middle East in a very, very oil-rich country, I have no such qualms posting his image. Beware; and don’t say I didn’t warn you.

You know what’s ironic, as in, hypocritical with a Capital H, is that this dude’s religious affiliation profile says:

being a muslim, be proud, choose the right way.

 

*blank stare; pauses for drama*

I guess Mohammad’s all good with trolling on Facebook looking to score some international ass? Not to offend, but GEEZ! with these double standards. Muslim men can cheat as long as is the day, but say, if this douche’s wife did it, she’d be…what? At minimum, no longer married. At the worst? Stoned to death.

Someone please explain to me. I get my news from CNN.

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Wow, what a charming individual. O_o

"Assbook?" *Chuckling richly while I scroll* Very funny. Thanks for vetting the hotties before you post them--and keeping us posted while you vet them!

I liked your page on FB, but have yet to friend you. Busy days.

Valda DeDieu.

Friend me! Friend me! You should also join this year's No Wedding No Womb blog-a-thon. ;-)

*whistles & clicks tongue while rotating left index finger near my temple*

He is loco and then some.

lol, its the internet where the sleazy and creepy gather. Not to mention facebook being the #1 social spot where spouses apparently start cheating on their significant others according to recent stats. Don't know what his ethnicity or religion has anything to do with it....hypocrisy and stupidity isn't limited to any particular group of ppl.

That is true, Hodan.

I have a small confession...this guy tried to lure me into an affair with him online. We were friends in real life and on Facebook. He knew I was married and he didn't care. I had to cut him loose because I don't play that. He is very attractive but I love my husband and I respect my marriage. Cheating is not cool in my opinion.

Facebook has become a venue for all sorts of stuff.

LOL, Did your hubby flatten his nose?

I have never commented about the hotties of the week! Reason being - if it appears to good to be true on cyberspace - it's a sham. And some men think that BW are so hard up that we'll be falling all over ourselves to say "he's fine" pffffft... good looking rainbeaux are a dime dozen in these parts. ;)

BTW this man appears to be a man lover (born that way); he has 'gayface' hair/fingers.

Dee Dee, stop! You know you are wrong for that! ;)

A "man lover" and "gayface"...please give me strength. LOL.

Brown, I live in San Francisco... my gaydar is *the truth* .... off topic a bit, to the ladies... if your man is spending lots of time with the boys at sports bars, motorcycle clubs, strip clubs, any sort of mens-only-club, for long periods of time - and you are never, ever invited not even once - adding with lots of spats, less sex... then my dear, chances are good he's catching some man on man loving.

Don't get me started with that hood homo-thuggery cause ghetto girls got no gaydar!

I'm with you Dee Dee! I live in the SF Bay Area and the first thought that came to my mind when I saw this man's pics is: "Dude looks gay!" I think he would rather hook up with a brother, rather than a sister. LOL!

Thank you, Rou. It's like the way that some Southern folks can tell in a hot second who has "Black" in them, we can tell who was Born That Way. To me, Kanye, 50, Tyrese, Jamie Foxx are all... very happy.

Why not print his name?

Had a convo once in college about this kind of thing, with a guy who was from Turkey (had more of the European side going on in his DNA than the Arabian). His father and uncles were all married, but had mistresses that the wives knew about, were friendly with, even. But then I asked him if his mother could get a man on the side too, just to be fair. In no uncertain terms was that allowed to happen; she'd be disowned at best and possibly harmed in a more heinous way at worst. And he saw nothing wrong with this, this young man educated in England, with modern friends (men and women), and the like. Thank you, my Turkish brother, for the heads-up. Next!!

*strong side-eye* Was this dude serious?! Sadly, I'm sure he was. SMH.

I can only feel sorry for his wife and kids because unfortunately unlike you Christelyn, I'm sure there are many women out there who would "friend" him, "get to know him," and fall for his game hook, line, and sinker. Ugh.

Like she said, Becca...it should be Assbook. LMAO! ;)

I'm rarely on Facebook anymore because I can't deal with all that ish. I have enough drama in my life.

Some dude tried to friend me the other day because we have the same last name. I haven't responded because I don't know this person or what he wants. I'm also married, so I'm not looking for a man, thanks.

Ya gotta be careful online, ladies. It doesn't matter whether the guy is American or not. All kinds of people are out there and their intentions might not be positive.

I have first-hand experience with dating a guy from the UAE, and dating a guy from India, and NEVER, NEVER again.

Only men from the US and Europe for me from now on and forever. At least they have some exposure to feminism and treat women well for the most part.

Sun glasses worn in an environment where people are open is a warning sign for you have something to hide. Can some men just quit at playing games when obviously this is a blog for women to find a relationship! Some middle eastern and pakistani men just like to string women along, esp black women if they are married. I dont know if its just for sex but the status they have of black women can be demoralising.
Black women are view as sex slaves, concubines and members of their harem. Its sickening to the least especially involving trafficking of vulnerable teenage girls and young women. He's probably on the phone to his cohorts stating he arrived at a goldmine or BLACKgold( oil) reserves!!!!

She did the right thing to expose that son of a sidestare, smdh!

Also if your forte is having all the gucci fendi prada versace galore, then they will ply your arse with them. They cannot go against their family wishes and may not marry you.Never mind the wedding ring, just get the second best because it amounts to the same for some wemmin. Money talks in their double standard world. SMDH

Black women are view as sex slaves, concubines and members of their harem

That's given. They haven't dealt with the attitudes left over by the Arab slave trade when they used to castrate the men (couldn't have them fucking their women) and put the women to work as sex slaves.

The N-word for black people in my country comes from the Arab slave trade.

Not to mention that it's still practice in Arab countries.

Yup. A friend of mine works in sales and lives in New Jersey. 90% of her client base is of Middle Eastern descent and she gets hit on all day long by them; older, younger, it doesn't matter. All are married and have no intentions of leaving their wives. Quite shameful.

lol This is not surprising at all. He's just looking for some 'easy' non-muslim nookie on the side. Sorry but that is how it is.

They haven't the best view of black people, actually the only ones who have been following me around the store here in Scandinavia has been a Pakistani child that the parents set her to do that. Yes white people trust me more than a fellow immigrant.

The stronger the patriarchy--and the Middle Eastern countries are about as patriarchal as it gets--the more men are free to do whatever they please, including making a mockery of their professed beliefs, and still get passes.

Cosign, Jamila. Every culture and nations has it's cheaters and playas, but I'm going to go where the odds are the best for a woman, and that is Western Culture. Excluding AA culture within Western Culture, that is.

You know, the longer I live, the more ashamed I am to be part of the species, homo sapiens (which, ironically, is Latin for "wise man"). I am glad I'm married as well. At my age, I've told my husband that if anything happens to him (God forbid), I will not remarry. I might buy a battery factory and become a regular at Adam and Eve; I might even have a "companion" but there's no way I could do the dating thing again. I'm so much wiser and I'm afraid I'd have to physically or verbally emasculate someone. I do think it's great to get the bad with the good, though. Better the enemy you know than the one you don't.

He is probably THIS guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLw7ny04wI4

LOL!! That guy was CRAZY! Maybe that's why "Olga" never called you.

He actually looks kinda 'd!ckish' I'm just sayin'...

ok....this dude just screams all kinds of sketchy.

somebody give him the memo that sex is NOT a commodity and that women don't owe it to him toute de suite!...if this was showtime at the apollo,...i'd be all like, exit, stage left, fool!...and what does he have his cell phone for? is it some kind of prop ?

i'm SOOOO glad that i'm married now. :-D

I wonder if this is a fake profile set up by some bored loser with an ax to grind against your blog and your FB group.

...or beheaded, he was probably looking for an "American Whore" to bed while he is in our country on business or visiting..because being a proud Muslim they require women to dress modest..they think we are whores because we don't believe as they do or dress as they require..

I am new here but I just had to say you are sooo funny.

Wealthy men (and sometimes not so wealthy men) feel they are entitled to as much Vajayjay as they can afford to maintain, religious or not, American or not.

The sad thing about it is they have wives who know about their straying happens. However, as long as she financially cared for and the children are safe, they stay tight-lipped and married but for what...

SMH!

Welcome to the insane asylum, Siren!