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Notice he does a perfect impression of ‘Boomquisha?’ You got to love this creative hustle. They’re making us laugh while they cash in at the bank. Good on them! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Janet Hubert versus Wendy Williams? Some people just don’t know when they are out of their league.
Things I have recurring dreams about: 1) That Loyola Marymount University has called and told me they granted my diploma by mistake–I needed to take one more math class and they forgot to tell me. ( I HATE math); 2) I have just moved into a house so big we keep discovering new rooms; 3) That I’m being chased, in a blue nightgown, down the stairs of Kaiser Hospital by the Sesame Street monsters.
Imagine this on a Friday afternoon, with only a few hours before the weekend starts, sitting next to a rotund coworker who lets off stinky, sulfuric farts at least nine times a day. How gross would that be?
I’m not a fan of cats in real life. I’m terrible allergic. I’m not really a fan of general disinterest in anything except napping under sunbeams and scratching up the furniture. But watching them online? Priceless.
Yup. It’s true. It’s just easier to be a straight white male than it is to be any other combination of sexual orientation, race, or gender.
No doubt, someone is bound to be offended by this post. They’ll say I’m discriminating against people with freckles. To them I say, feel free to make a complaint to the following email address: effewe@effewe.com.
I have a very close relative, morbidly obese, who may hold a funeral service for hostess–she’ll be crushed. She eats Twinkies with the gusto of a $20 whore giving fellatio.
After the last couple days of such depressing and soul-killing posts, it’s time for a stiff drink and some laughs.
This is a bit late but Maxi Me brought this video to my attention and it is just too funny. Had to share.