I know some of you look at me and wonder, “How does she do it all?”
Well, she doesn’t.
It’s all out there. You know, I’m really feeling the bond between us. I feel like I can really be myself, not all stuffy like the other chick that has to be all professional for the other blog, because THIS chick wears pajamas all day, showers optional. That other girl clutches her pearls at the thought of a whole day without deodorant.
Did you secretly eat the dog’s treats as a child?
Do you pee in the shower?
Eat food that you dropped on the floor if no one was looking?
Oh. I also forgot to mention that when I was six I thought I had super powers.
Was it just me?