Let’s hear it for Snoopy.
He never talks, so he won’t ever say the wrong thing.
He’s white. BUT..he has black ears.
He understands foreign languages, and is expert in deciphering “WHAH WAH WAA WHAA WHA.”
He’s a maverick. He doesn’t sleep in the dog house, but on top of one.
He’s a patron of the arts.
He has absolutely NO INTEREST in money, so he can’t be bought. With…money.
He’s cool. Joe Cool. Which is way cooler than Joe the Plumber.
He’s good at training humans.
Most importantly, he can dance.