Forget Obama.
Forget Romney.
Let’s hear it for Snoopy.
He never talks, so he won’t ever say the wrong thing.
He’s white. BUT..he has black ears.
He understands foreign languages, and is expert in deciphering “WHAH WAH WAA WHAA WHA.”
He’s a maverick. He doesn’t sleep in the dog house, but on top of one.
He’s a patron of the arts.
He has absolutely NO INTEREST in money, so he can’t be bought. With…money.
He’s cool. Joe Cool. Which is way cooler than Joe the Plumber.
He’s good at training humans.
Most importantly, he can dance.
I've always said that if I ever had a dog I'd want him to be exactly like Snoopy. No one on the planet is cooler than Snoopy. Don't forget that he can cook up a complete Thanksgiving dinner in that doghouse, complete with pumpkin pie!
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