Hey writers! Is it just me, or do you ever look at stuff you wrote a while ago and been like, did I really write that?! That cuss is funny!
So, I’m plagiarizing and bootlegging my own comment for today’s FF. I can’t believe folks are still beating on this poor horse corpse–it’s gotta be a smelly mess by now–but commentary on the Ochocinco (Spanish for, “I’m a douche”) on Clutch magazine STILL has some dead-body farts in it.
It seemed like so long ago and I’ve probably written about 324,209,678 words since. I revisited my comment again just now in response to a chick who basically called all interracial daters self-hating, banjo-dancing DELIBERATE DISLIKERS OF chicken, waffles, and watermelon, and was wondering WHO this funny broad was. ‘She’ is, me:
Why is it that when someone who is realistic about the prospects of dating interracially, we have this knee-jerk reaction and assume â€œinterraciallyâ€ is code for white? (not that I have a problem with that) Are the only races in existence black and white? Ummâ€¦.no. But hey! Letâ€™s go through a list of other races and see what we can find whatâ€™s wrong with them so we can AGAIN make another excuse to not have women exercise their options to increase their chances for love and happiness:
INDIAN: Nah, they worship cows. Black folks like to eats ribs.
MEXICAN: Are you kidding? Theyâ€™re taking all our jobs!
ASIAN: They own too many black beauty salons. Plus, ALL of them are rude.
ITALIAN: (as in, from Italy) They are entirely too adoring of dark skinned womenâ€“thatâ€™s just weird.
SWEDISH (as in Sweden): Did you know they treat the black women they marry like trophies? Pfffft!
NATIVE AMERICAN: Ah hell naw, they drink too much, and theyâ€™re hair is prettier than my weave. Iâ€™m not having that!
I could go on, but then I would have to tap WAY into my inner Archy Bunker.
Just thought Iâ€™d help you generalizeâ€¦
Happy Friday, and get your butt back here on Saturday for the “Author Spotlight.” The VERY talented, supa-star Roslyn Hardy Holcomb will be our guest.