Barack: What REAL Swagger Looks Like.

Barack: What REAL Swagger Looks Like.

I thought I’d use last night’s press conference as a public service to teach those in the GAT-DL Swagger 101, Obama style.

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Well unless you’re living in a cave and  high on opium in the mountains of Afghanistan, you know by now that Ding Dong!, Bin Laden is dead. Thank you, GORGEOUS and GENIUS President Obama for showing thugs what real swagger looks like.


You know why Obama is hawt as hay-ell?

He’s not reactionary. Or insecure. He holds a quiet confidence, is tactical, and frankly, smarter than every president I’ve seen in my lifetime–Carter, Reagan (this one is close), Bush 1, Clinton, Bush 2.  He has more swagger in his cigarette finger than all of them, and the gravy:  He makes Donald Trump look like the chump that he is.  The combination of his intelligence, reserve, security within his own skin, and the ability to KICK A FOOL’S ASS WHEN NECESSARY makes him the ULTIMATE swagger superman.

Obama is not a punk.  He’s not gonna go all ghetto on you like all his opponents would gleefully pray that he would.  No, no.  Instead, the president with tell stealthy ninja jokes to the face of a man who wraps his hair like a turban over the balding spots, and still keep his class:

Just sayin, Bush should ship that leather jacket he wore on faux “Mission Accomplished” day, exactly 8 years ago uhm…well…today.

Are you listening, all you (c)rappers who think you have swagger because you call the black women who birthed you bitches and hoes? Are you listening, drug dealers who poison your community? Are you listening, you baby-daddies who spray your seeds all over The Creation without a thought of actually RAISING and CARING for those children? Do I have your ear, you pimps who’ll exploit a 12-year-old child so you can make a buck off a harem?

All you jackasses want to blame having it so dang on hard, and that’s why you kick black women, your long-suffering ally, in the teeth every chance you get?

Take a look at Obama today. Get out a notebook. THIS is real swagger. A good-looking, intelligent, accomplished, FAMILY MAN who just happens to be the leader of the free world and just gave the War on Terror and racist detractors the smack down.

Unfortunately, oh young ladies of the BB&W crew, if you want to wait for your own personal BLACK Obama, your ovaries might shrivel up first. But fortunately, there are a lot of rainbeau men with these very qualities–so remember, character above color, ALWAYS.

 

 

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I voted for Obama because he was clearly a better choice than the other guy, but my vote for him in 2012 is not a foregone conclusion. I'm hoping for the emergence of a third party candidate who captures my imagination. The Republicans are heartless and the Democrats are spineless. I agree about Obama being intelligent, confident, poised, tactical, having class, etc., etc., but he's part of the system and the system is badly broken. Follow the money! I'm not saying that he hasn't done some good or that he's not better than Bush, but if I believed in Biblical prophecy, I'd be seriously wondering if Obama might be the antichrist. It's time to get real and move beyond the celebrity worship. Follow the money!

"You've been had! You've been tricked! Hoodwinked! Bamboozled!" - Malcolm X

I guess, Kels, this this makes me a "hating ass black male." LOL

not that im a conspiracy theorist, but im not buying ! this man blew up the towers supposedly and gave us grief for over a decade, but no body, no pictures, a discreet burial at sea no reaction in Pakistan. Saddam who was just as nefarious but who did far less to us, was dragged out of his whole, put on parade, on trial. somethin
isn't right here. and its nothign against Obama because i do not dislike him,or even saying he masterminded it if is a hoax, I am just not buying this, especially with election being next year

Well you certainly sound like one. First no one wants to see a body with half the head blown off, we have enough grief from terrorist all we need to do is to seem even more horrible for showing Al Qaeda's leader with his head blown off. We are still fighting terrorist, that hasn't stopped. I don't blame them, also don't blame for burying him at sea. You don't need any nuts trying to dig up his body, his own family has said he's dead. His daughter said she saw him get killed, what other proof do you need. The reason he buried so soon, it's a Muslim tradition regarding burial. Please let's get a clue.

That is an excellent point. I was called the N word once by a really disgruntled, older white man. I was shocked at my reaction: I laughed. It was really so absurd.

Have you noticed that the politicians who can dish it but cannot take it are the most mediocre? Sarah Palin and wealthy wanna-be Trump leap to mind.

There are so many black men out there in the general public and especially in the media, who have real problems with President Obama. I can't tell you how many times I've heard black men question his manhood and his blackness for not going ballistic every time some douche bag Republican said something bad about him or his wife.

What I love about this President is that he does not have the inferiority complex that a good 90 percent of black men have. He knows he's the shit. Why would he get upset with some idiot putting out a racist email? He ain't sweating it. He knows he's above them in every way. But your average black man is ready to fight every racist white person who talks shit because deep down, they believe the shit. They believe they are a ni#ger. They believe they're stupid. They believe their features are ugly and so on and so on.

Barack Obama knows who he is and he knows where he comes from. Most black men don't. And that's why some of his biggest critics are hating ass black males.

Wonderful post Chris. I couldn't have said better myself.

I'll agree that Obama is not a thug. But always remember, he's a Chicago politician and they play for keeps. He's verrrry good to his friends and doesn't care about the law if your not. From http://volokh.com/2011/05/02/the-death-of-bin-laden-and-the-morality-of-targeted-killings/

ILYA SOMIN: “From an international law perspective, it’s worth noting that the operation against Bin Laden is an example of targeted killing. Although we don’t yet know very many details, it’s pretty obvious that the US targeted Bin Laden deliberately, something the President more or less admitted in his speech, where he said that we have been tracking Bin Laden for many months (presumably for the purpose of targeting him as an individual). In the past, such targeted killings have drawn criticism from human rights organizations and others who claim that they violate international law. . . . It’s unlikely that there will be much criticism of the operation against Bin Laden.”

Targetted killing? Sounds like something out of The Sopranos.

Duh, it was a targeted killing. If they couldn't take him alive, I'm sure there were no qualms in taking him dead. Bin Laden committed an act of war against the United States by first blowing up the USS Cole, and then bombed the World Trade Centre. In international law, this is a justifiable killing. So what's your point sweetie? And remember, his predecessor Bush II was also looking for Bin Laden as well - going as far as to torture people for information on his whereabouts. So you save your faux concern for human rights.

Chris, where is the bugspray?

"Chris, where is the bugspray?"

Robynne, you are too funny!! LOL.

I love it, Robynne I'm LMAO!!! Yes he was targeted he's been targeted since September 2001, didn't this person get the memo. Wow! Now he's dead, where he needs to be. I saw this posted on Twitter and thought is was so funny *paraphrased* "If your death would cause people to celebrate and dance in the streets, I'd re-think my life choices*. That's classic.

And this is why I call myself an old school liberal and not a "progressive".

I have seen as much anger and jealousy towards this President from the far left as I have the far right. Now the lefties are putting crap like this out, as if we are supposed to feel for Bin Laden.

Give me a break! The man deserved to die and hell yeah it was targeted. Glad we have a president ruthless enough to do what the hell needs to be done. And I mean ruthless in a positive sense.

love that 1st picture, saw it over @ TPM and DailyKos.

Congratulation to President Obama, the Navy Seal and everyone who accomplished this. Millions around the world are happy that Usama Bin Laden is finally dead, including Muslims whom directly or indirectly he has killed the most. Perhaps now he won't be the boggy man to profile and discriminate against anyone who remotely 'looks' Muslim.

I agree there is more shady business to come.

Trump of course is a side show and smoke screen to keep people entertained and not focused on the issues. Also I am sure he has too many whores.....or as his beloved "blacks or the blacks" say "he got hoes in every area code".

Since they cant crack the shell, soon they will find his polar opposite to distract folks.....and in a way say....well here is the true BM we all have come to know.

So I'm sure some crazy black killer or rapist on the loose will overtake the news, who commited some horrendous crime like kill a few kindly grandmothers or for horrendous and newsworthy killed a few sweet old WHITE grandmothers.

IF that doesn't work they can always bring up Gay marriage :-)

Meanwhile Obama is passing a healthcare bill and catching Osama Bin Laden.

Like I told my friend last night, Obama is King!!! First, he interrupted the Apprentice at a crucial time when Trump was going to announce who was going to be fired, and then when he did, it was a bombshell. Osama Bin Laden is dead!!! And then, to top it all off, he and Michelle were on Oprah. Tell me, who's got some swagga!!

I'm telling you, Michelle, he's a chess player, and he's always 20 steps ahead. Thank God people keep underestimating him. ;-)

Hello, I'm pretty new to your blog. I like it!
This is why the president was nick-named "Spock" a few years back by some fans and detractors. He is cool, logical, and very deliberate (and professorial) at least when it comes to his professional life!
Did you see Seth Meyer made a joke about Bin Laden having a show on C-Span but no one knows about it because no one watches C-Span? I'll bet the president was thinking, "I got this!"

Welcome, Lili! His ears kind of look like Spock, too. LOL

That macro is the GREATEST!!!!!!! lololol

I hope the whole birth certificate hoopla is over!

How much do I love our President? My mother and sister clapped during his address last night and I literally threw my hands in the air.

Of course the haters are coming out full force right now. I think I may have to avoid facebook for the next week or so. My older cousin is on there right now spouting some seriously ignorant shizz that initially I was surprised by, but now, not so much. He's pretty much President Obama's antithesis. Has 8 kids by 6 different women, no job and barely managed to get his GED. *sigh* I need to woosah...

What could your cousin possibly say bad about Obama with his kind of 'creditials?'

Things like this: "Is Osama really DEAD?????? Um wheres the proof , O they say they dumb him in the sea to be buried.....Or is Obama , Osama .....Just a thought?"

And this: "Lets say if Bin laden was killed when bush was in office would u guys say i love bush ................No its only because barrack is partiallly black...."

*rolls eyes*

Sounds like a real keeper. With those grammar and analytical skills...lol.

Only an unemployed baby daddy would spout horsesh*t like this. LOL.

I was the first to comment but my comment disappeared. Like I said, Michelle is so lucky and if there were more black men like Obama, Bill Cosby (the show), Colin Powell, black women would have a field day. But alas you must cross the pond to find them.. Good going Pres.. That's coming from a very proud Navy Vet!

PLEASE!!!!! Don't make me HURL before lunch.... OSama/Obama I think I know where the real taliban leader is....
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20500

Or Dallas Tx.

but give me a break.... Obama is STILL a LOser. WTF up.

FYI I let this troll through just to show how deep ignorance can go. Listen Mr. Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs, go back to your crack dealer, Rush Limbaugh.

And this is one of the many reasons I love your blog, Christelyn. Keep up the good work!

And please go back to whatever rock you crawled out under "Dustin" << what kind of idiotic name is that anyway?

Dunce, ahem, I meant Dustin,

You loose. Obama 2012.. Move to Canada hahahaaa!!! Your day has been ruined by our Predident and our troops success, and I love it!!!

More like Dustbin. What do you expect but trash from a dustbin.

LOL! Dustbin...AHAHAHA

lol, we don't need the likes of him in Canada....we tend to send these pathetic trolls right back to the south of the border.

Reply to Knock Out Check--by the way love the name:

In answer to the question about what one would say about going bankrupt three times after having millions of dollars--there would never have been a second time! You would have been out. The credit system in America punishes people like us--ain't no one strike, you're out! It's one strike, you are out of the game.

@ Perri

Ha Ha,

Thanks :-)

Yes indeed they would have thrown me out of the bank the second time I came back looking for money!

I do so love the fact that Obama will not be clowned by charlatans like Donald Trump!

Mr. Trump BTW, called for the execution of a few black and Latino boys who were forced into confessing for a crime they did not commit 10 years ago in New York. Scared teenagers who did what cops told them to do and served time for crimes they did not commit. Later they were released after a stroke of bad conscious caused the real rapist to confess.

http://www.ny1.com/content/138192/ny1-exclusive--man-cleared-in-central-park-jogging-case-demands-apology-from-trump

These boys were dragged through the mud because of a circus created by that clown Donald Trump who jumped on the coat tails of the story to gain publicity for himself. He could have had the deaths of young boys....children really on his hands and yet he walks around with his chest out. Yet people respect him.

If my Daddy GAVE me a million dollars and I went bankrupt three times...what would people say about me.? SMH

Obama on the other hand has to "Show and Prove" everyday and I am so glad he is doing it so well. I mean, really the best the Obama opposition has is Trump, Palin and Bachman??? We should then have 16 more years of Obama if it were possible.

I have a feeling a lot more ugly will come out about "The Donald."

Oh it will Chris....he has confidential forms files from ALL his ex-wives...I'm sure of that. There is no way in hay-ell that those women are all that chummy with his ugly, Donald duck, leprechaun looking behind. They have MAJOR dirt on him, but are too afraid to talk. His current wife Melania....always looks scared when you see her on camera...Like if you said "Boo" to loud she would pass out...lol...Too many wives, too many shady business deals and too many burned bridges = MAJOR SCANDAL!!!

He said he was running for President, I didn't know they needed a president on the planet Saturn...who even knew life forms existed out there!

from the article you sight:
"Trump paid $85,000 for full-page ads in four city newspapers in 1989 calling for the death penalty for Santana and four other teens whose videotaped confessions outraged the city -- confessions they insisted had been forced by police."

Would it interest you to know that in 1989, and for several years before and after, Trump supported Democrat candidates almost exclusively? Right now, there's a movement in Republican circles to oust Trump out of any Republican activity because of it.

He is hilarious!!!! I love it!!! This could be on Funny Friday! But seriously, I love wit and a good sense of humor about one's self above all else. He has a way of just cutting you down with a turn of a phrase that is so awesome. He's like the guy you want to have over for dinner and drinks with the family. I have friends like this and I love them to death. The President just cut people up right to their faces!!! Nice! Now that's swagger!

Barack... *swoons*

I agree that Barack Obama has "it". He is great. Extremely good-looking, intelligent, and caring -- that is the recipe for a great man.

Character above color. Love it!

Thanks, GG. That's my cornerstone piece of advice to all black women. If we would apply this philosophy, we would be much better off.

yep yep... alot of idiots believe that swag is having your pants below your waist, showing your drawers, wear big chains around your neck and nasty a#@ grills in your teeth... oh boy are they wrong!!!

Can the brothers please get off of that low class thug look? Back in the day Black men knew how to dress and were a pleasure to look at. Not now.

Amen Brenda55....I do see brothers EVERY now and that can dress...and I do mean EVERY now and then..the wrinkled up SouthPole shirts ain't cutting it...and Rocawear is played out!!! Just do a nice polo and a pair of khakis please!!! WITH A BELT!!!!!!

This is a man. This is how a man handles his business.

God bless and keep him,his family and the United States of America.

Oh congratulations Americans! He's a good man Obama. A real man. He got that Mandela composure (for the most part, he did seem upset about the whole birth certificate on his press conference about it. But who who wouldn't).

He might not see himself as Biracial but I'm going to use him as a inspiration for my children to see how far they can go.

But you should have put Osama head on a stick on the white house lawn instead of being so picky about their customs with funerals ;)

Nkosazana, it's probably better that we don't do that, because it just inspires more crap against us. They can do it, but we're supposed to "rise above."

I don't know lol.

They hate you with a passion already, I can see it here in Europe. the first may demonstration with mostly Iraqis, Palestinians and Somalis community had US flag burnings in the city I live in.

I don't know if you can anger them much more, they are pretty much as nutty as them come already :)

you have such a bigoted sense of entitlement...specially coming from a black south African who should know their history with Muslim South Africans against apartheid. Try not to use the exclusionary 'they' vs. 'Us' as if though they are a different species than yourself, and perhaps educate yourself about those whom you live among.

Sorry, I'm just half kidding take what I write with a grain of salt.

Ofc not everyone hates America. And not everyone is nutty. I work with a lot of them and are people like everyone else. That goes without saying. You can't get away from them here even if I wanted, I would say 10% of the city is Muslim.

The Muslim in SA is a very unassuming group of mostly coloureds, not making a big fuss at all, barely take any space at all..

But that flag burning was true, not that big of a crowd but big enough. But hey, Is it not "they vs us" when it comes to extremism? Us including the moderate Muslims?