Friday Funny: Nekkid Yoga Breaks Up Marriages!!

Friday Funny: Nekkid Yoga Breaks Up Marriages!!

So my Facebook pal, Lee Moulton, sent me a heart-breaking news. Apparently, NEKKID yoga might have contributed to the demise of Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage with basketballer Kris Humphries!

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So my Facebook pal, Lee Moulton, sent me a heart-breaking news. Apparently, NEKKID yoga might have contributed to the demise of Kim Kardashian’s sham of a marriage with basketballer Kris Humphries!

According to USA Today:

But what really seems to have sent Humphries packing is walking in on Kim, Kourtney and friends practicing hot nude yoga in the couple’s hotel suite — with a naked male instructor. Kris exclaims “that’s disgusting” and storms off (Watch video here). E! blurred out the instructor’s private parts.

Could Kim have read my post about how effective NEKKID yoga has been in keeping up the girlish figure, but just took it up a skanky notch or two? Well, I never intended on my advocacy of NEKKID yoga to contribute to the break up on a holy union. Frankly I’m feeling really, really bad about that.

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ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

hahaha

http://www.tshirtbordello.com/Womens-Keeping-Up-With-The-Cardassians-T-Shirt

Mark_H 233 pts

The issue isn't naked yoga, it's lack of communication. It's assuming your partner is on the same page as you, when you've never taken the time to discuss what page you're on. Yes, I'm sure they were caught up in all the media hoopla, but that's an excuse. It's trying to reduce a marriage to a twitter feed or Facebook wall post. It's being so self centered that you think everyone, including your spouse, already knows everything about you and they're willing to forget who they are in order to be your puppy dog of the week.

Sound like I'm a bit pissed off and maybe on a soap box? Dang right. I've got friends who can't get married because they're gay and the sanctity of marriage is limited to heterosexual couples (WTF? where's equal protection?). Then you have people like this who turn the whole thing into some freakish publicity stunt, minimizing the union in its entirety.

Mark H

zabeth 263 pts

ForestElfQueen This guy's hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2yUU

ForestElfQueen 2112 pts

zabeth I'm in off-topicville but the only Cardassians I've ever been concerned with are these ~

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Guldukat.jpg/220px-Guldukat.jpg

http://geekandkink.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/cardassian-kardashian.jpg

SO,

This remix of Whole Foods Parking Lot is good too esp if you've lived in/near Berkeley, CA. LOLZ

http://youtu.be/GG568Q7-tkE

zabeth 263 pts

ForestElfQueen LOL, "Whole Foods Parking Lot" was shot at the Venice Beach location- a Whole Foods I frequent.

eugeniamitchell 3482 pts

ForestElfQueenzabeth I love 'Whole Foods Parking Lot' I cried I laughed so hard at it b/c it describes the Whole Foods Parking Lots everywhere, even here in Seattle. I was dying laughing.

Marcie 256 pts

IMO, being in the limelight has not done well for their marriage! Nekkid yoga or not he wasnt too pleased about that pervy nekkid instructor and voiced his opinion of disgust. Probably Kim couldnt handle his free speech and thinking after a while when he wanted to stick up for his values.....just saying. What she should have done IMO is let the instructor instruct her fully clothed then get all nekkid with her husband in the privacy of their own home. SMDH entertainment gone too far.

Jamila 2819 pts

I don't feel the least bit sorry for Kris Humphries. He seems a little on the 'slow' side to me. How intelligent can a man be to propose to a woman 6 months after meeting her whose claim to fame was a sex tape? How intelligent can a man be to not discuss with his future wife where they were going to live until AFTER getting married? I'm sure the men on Kris NBA team are clowning his behind BIG TIME behind his back!!!

mahogany 241 pts

Jamila Perhaps he felt that KK could make him relevant. I don't know.

ChristieRJohnson 456 pts

Jamila I wondered about that. How can a man of any quality look at KK and say to himself "That is pure wifey material right there" If I ever did a sex tape, no man would want to marry me and I wouldn't expect him to. Are professional athletics so concerned with image that there are perfectly willing to have a dumb woman for a wife, even if she is dumb as a fox? If I was a multimilliare, I would want a partner who was smart to help me handle my business, not just professionally, but in all areas. How can a man be happy with someone who, on some level, is his equal. Hell, I would just get bored and frustrated.

ChristieRJohnson 456 pts

Jamila That should be "Isn't his equal" Fingers too fast

Joyce345 900 pts

ChristieRJohnsonJamila That's men for you. We'll probably never figure them out.

zabeth 263 pts

Joyce345ChristieRJohnsonJamila Even some multimillionaires and billionaires are stuck on thinking this way.

Rosie S 794 pts

zabethJoyce345ChristieRJohnsonJamila

I don't think so. Yes, there are some rich men that'll go after her, but not most. Most are looking for a QLL woman. I don't see Richard Branson, Mark Zuckerberg, George Lucas, Tim Feriss, Bill Gates or any other intelligent, wealthy, focused, and successful businessman, CEO or magnate checking for Kim K or Paris Hilton. They have high standards and a reputation to uphold. Their wife has to represent & reflect them and she has to be polished, intelligent, and well put together.

Why do you think her sister is married to a bball player and her other sibling had an OOW baby? Also, most if not all of the Kardashian women's dates/mates are not QLL.

Brenda55 4316 pts

ChristieRJohnsonJamila

I should not admit this but I saw the tape. Boring. She has about as much technique as a barn plank.

ChristieRJohnson 456 pts

Brenda55Jamila And she stinks in bed????? Confidence sure can cover up a multitude of sins

Brenda55 4316 pts

Major load of BS here. Oh, wait that the concept for their show. Anyway try tins on for size. KK ucked up royal with the over the top wedding and 72 day marriage. K INC. is in major brand repair mode. Mama K got her Hermes thinking cap on. Hummmmmm what to do what to do?????

I got it. How about Kris take the blame for the break up? Slide him a few extra bucks to do it. No harm to his career since he goes back to running ball. KK on the other hand has another season coming up and need those eyeballs tuning in big time or no more cash cow er show. K INC has a lot of repair work to do to make that happen.

Oh and about Kris leaving the room disgusted. Bet it was not the nekked babes but the instructor's junk jumping at the sight of Kris that backed my boy out of the room.

Ricky T 457 pts

I think its a great move from the marketing team with that public stunt to get more exposure. Its staged, because who in the history of mankind has the luck and perfect timing of capturing that JUST when he walks in and gets pissed off lol.

Brenda55 4316 pts

Ricky T

I just watched the video. PHONEY.

Rosie S 794 pts

Ricky T And who in their right mind does naked yoga? I've never seen any classes that offer Naked Yoga/Pilates/Running or anything in NY.

Is this a Cali thing?

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Law Wanxi 3263 pts

AJ1997

Money may or may not buy happiness, but it does allow one to fly first-class to France in order to cry one's eyes out in St. Tropez and then binge shop at Hermes on the way back home.

Marcie 256 pts

AJ1997 What are you saying? Listen, regardless of your opinion peoples wealth are their own regardless of how they made it. Look for your own by your own means and dont figure you are entitled to peoples!

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Marcie 256 pts

AJ1997 thats british thinking for you...ooops

Marcie 256 pts

or should I say its my way of seeing things......literally sans sarcasm!

Law Wanxi 3263 pts

There may be more to it than immediately apparent. As a basketball player, Mr. Humphries has spent much of his young life around nude men and has showered with them. [Disclaimer: I was on the prep school tennis team, but we had private stalls with curtains. For that much tuition, we should have had "people" to take our showers for us, LOL]

Perhaps it was just a few too many unclothed women that set him off?

No inference, actual or implied, simply making a vague hypothetical statement in the aggregate and not the specific [my lawyer brother made me say that]. As a loyal American, I would never impugn a professional athlete's, erm, "manful manliness".

Jay from Philly 665 pts

Well, for all of my adult life if I saw somebody naked (unless it was myself) I saw a naked woman. Those few years as a C/O I saw more naked men than I ever wanted to see in my entire life.

Ricky T 457 pts

ever since joining the Embarcadero YMCA, I've seen WAAAAAAY too many naked guys walking around....that is somewhat uncommon in my generation. During high school practices and games, we just change into dry clothes as there were no showers. Jay from Philly

Law Wanxi 3263 pts

Ricky TJay from Philly

The YMCA; is it fun to go there?

Sorry, Ricky; couldn't resist. Go ahead and hit me with In The Navy.

Brenda55 4316 pts

Jay from Philly I can say the same as a nurse. Most people need to keep their clothes on as a public service.

Ricky T 457 pts

too true...according to my gf at least. I don't care about the naked dudes in my gym but from what I do know of her, she'd have a field day in comedy land. Brenda55 Jay from Philly

Marcie 256 pts

@Law Wanxi They should have had more communication about what they like and dont like in their marriage. Its total disrespect doing that in their marital home, especially when they are newly married! If the scenario was turned and she walked in on a nekkid woman instructor you think she would be pleased. She is the one holding the purse string so by her right she is in control. She can do whatever she liked for ratings!!! Geesh have a life Kim and grow up! Stop thinking your brain is in your purse!

Nkosazana 237 pts

The only naked yoga a wife should be doing is with her husband. Or at least that's what I'm doing.

zabeth 263 pts

I really do have to admit that I avoid most things Kardashian but I am strangely fascinated by this divorce and have been following it like a hawk. I don’t know why, but I am intrigued. I admit to watching the episode in which this incident takes place- it's certainly a cautionary tale for how NOT to be a good wife.

gagagirl 61 pts

Common.....another mans snake in full view. No wonder the marriage didn't last.... she's still stuck at the bachelorette party.

amiar10 158 pts

Poor Kris. Did he not know what he was getting himself into?

And as for Kim...I weep for her offspring. I assure you, she must have enough room in that empty dome of hers to house a small family of squirrels for the winter.

How could she think...just...what...I can't even...

Naked yoga? Naked yoga! Are you kidding me? I'm not even married yet and I know that tangled stretches, unexposed dangly bits, and spouses are a bad mix! And seeing that yoga pants have been the cause of many a camel toe and moose knuckle, there is no way in heck that clothed yoga is restrictive. It's skintight already! I tell you, if you blow in her ear, you probably get a whistling noise coming out the other side.

Patricia Kayden 533 pts

Nekkid yoga or not, that marriage was not long for this world.

She's gorgeous and rich, so I'm sure the next man is lined up to go down the aisle with her.

Sophia 308 pts

Patricia Kayden I'm sure her management is scouting NBA and NFL rosters for the next sucke...umm, husband. Shouldn't take more than two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Jay from Philly 665 pts

I keep my shorts on when I do yoga. Nekkid yoga for women showcases grace and beauty and body acceptance. The idea of a nude man in the downward facing dog position is kind of frightening.

ASwirlGirl 639 pts

Jay from Philly

*Spit out my coffee at "The idea of a nude man in the downward facing dog position is kind of frightening"*

FALLING. DOWN. LAUGHING. OUT. LOUD!

Monique8 412 pts

jay from Philly
"The idea of a nude man in the downward facing dog position is kind of frightening."

^This^

HILARIOUS!!

ChristieRJohnson 456 pts

Jay from Philly LOL Depends upon the guy....

Brenda55 4316 pts

Jay from Philly TMI man TMI. Gonna have to get a Bombay and tonic just to erase the visuals from my mind.

Rainey 42 pts

jay from Philly Bwhahaha! I love the last line!