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Friday Funny: OMFG I’m Going With Maxi Me to See Twilight.

I’m not sure how I feel about this.

To be honest, part of me is excited. I never got into the books, although Maxi Me reads herself to sleep with one of them every night. Of course all that beefcake is easy on the eyes for sure. But I’m thinking this flick will have a lot of pregnant pauses and smoldering stares with some flexed muscles and stuff, so it’s like totally worth it.

It’s girl’s night, so we’ll be doing dinner, a little shopping, and the whole she-bang. What will be interesting is seeing Maxi-Me’s reaction to all of it. She is, after all, almost 14 and half a foot taller than me.

I wonder if she knows where babies come from.

*blank stare*

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