With New Year’s Eve coming up, I wonder how many of us will wake up the next day naked, save for those twirly things strippers wear on their nipples, and roll over and look at a dude who ALSO has those twirly things on HIS nipples, and you wonder, “how the HAY-ELL did I get here?”
I sincerely hope that’s not you, but that idea sparked the inspiration for this post. Is there a celebrity that if your were 24 sheets to the wind, hocked up on the happy juice or otherwise shyte faced, who might you, could you, maybe-if-you-squint let him have it but would TOTALLY pass if you were sober as a judge?
I know. You want me to go first. Ooookay.
But then, if I had a few white Russians, I’d remember him when he looked like this:
…circa 1977, back in his CHiP’s days….
Then there’s Vince Vaughn.
But after a few Blue Moon’s, I’d imagine this chain-smoking bad boy would look like this:
And finally, Nick Jonas.
Well, he is 19.