…Because if you’re meeting your signifcant other’s family on Turkey Day, you just MIGHT want to bring some. Offering a not-so-cheap wine for dinner makes you look classy, so PLEASE don’t ask Crazy Uncle Larry for his recommendations for varietals of Night Train, ummmkaaaay?

Plus! You just might want to buy a bottle for yourself and down a few before dinner just to loosen up if you’re a bit tightly strung. But not too much now–tearing open your shirt when your boyfriend’s dad asks for breast meat might make things a tad uncomfortable.

So with that sage advice, take a look at Tommy Valentino’s er…”interesting” guest and red wine recommendations, then go to the nearest liquor store and throw down AT LEAST $20.