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Friday Funny: Are You ‘Qualified’ To Date a White Guy? [Quiz]

This questionnaire comes courtesy of our own adorable CAPT SMOOTH…

Younger rainbeaus, feel free to post your own questions in the comments section. Have fun!

 

 1. Finish the lyric.

a. I’ve been runnin down the road, trying toloosen my load I got _________________. (5 words) Extra point if you can name the song. One more if you can name the band.

b. Thunder only _______________. Players only love you when theyre playing!(4 words) Extra point if you can name the song. One more if you can name the band.

c. You go back, Jack, and ___________. (3 words) One point extra if you can name the band.

d.  This is the story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue, two young lovers with ________________. (4 words) Extra point if you can name the song. One more if you can name the band.

e. I know it’s _____________, but I like it! (4 words) One more point if you can name the band.     f.__________, how come you taste so good? ________, just like a young girl should!

g. Money for nothing and ______________! (4 words)

h. Can’t start a fire, can’t start a fire without a spark, this guns for hire, even if we’re just ________! (4 words)

 

 

1. We don’t need no education, we don’t need no thought control,No dark sarcasm in the classroom, Teachers leave them kids aloneHey! teachers! leave the kids alone! All in all your just a ___________________. Extra point if you can name the band.

 

 

2.   There’s a backseat lover, that’s always undercover and I talked till my daddy say, said “ya ain’t seen nothin till your down on a muffin, and theres sure to be a change in way” now theres a cheerleader, that’s a real big pleaser as far as I could reminisce and the best thing lovin’ was you sister and your cousin and it started with a little kiss, like this.

Name the song and name the band.

 

3. Out here in the fields! I farm for my mealsI get my back into my living.I don’t need to fight To prove I’m rightI don’t need to be forgiven.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Don’t cry. Don’t raise your eye. It’s only teenage wasteland!

Name the song and the band.

 

4. Down around the corner half a mile from heresee them long trains run and you watch them dissappear without love where would you be right now? Without love… though i saw miss lucy down along the tracks she lost her home and her family and she won t be coming back without love where would you be now! Without love Name the song and the band.

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