What the Cuss?

Roosh V Might Be the Scariest White Guy In the World.


If you haven’t heard of him yet, meet Daryush Valizadeh, (aka Roosh V), self-proclaimed pick up artist, schumck exploiter, anti-feminist, and publisher of the popular he-man-woman-haters blog, Return of Kings.

He is also a pioneer of the “neo-masculinity” moment, in which he basically tout as grabbing your gonads back from rabid feminists. According to Roosh V, it is defined as such:

Neomasculinity combines traditional beliefs, masculinity, and animal biology into one ideological system. It aims to aid men living in Westernized nations that lack qualities such as classical virtue, masculinity in males, femininity in females, and objectivity, especially concerning beauty ideals and human behavior. It also serves as an antidote for males who are being programmed to accept Western degeneracy, mindless consumerism, and immoral state authority.

Sounds pretty harmless, right? That’s until you read the plethora of articles on his blog that minimizes women into walking vaginas who should simply be seen when wanted and speak only when commanded. Oh, and he’s also cool with rape if it doesn’t happen on public property to force women to uh…guard themselves better. No…seriously.

I thought about this problem and am sure I have the solution: make rape legal if done on private property. I propose that we make the violent taking of a woman not punishable by law when done off public grounds.

The exception for public rape is aimed at those seedy and deranged men who randomly select their rape victims on alleys and jogging trails, but not as a mechanism to prevent those rapes, since the verdict is still out if punishment stops a committed criminal mind, but to have a way to keep them off the streets. For all other rapes, however, especially if done in a dwelling or on private property, any and all rape that happens should be completely legal.

If rape becomes legal under my proposal, a girl will protect her body in the same manner that she protects her purse and smartphone. If rape becomes legal, a girl will not enter an impaired state of mind where she can’t resist being dragged off to a bedroom with a man who she is unsure of—she’ll scream, yell, or kick at his attempt while bystanders are still around. If rape becomes legal, she will never be unchaperoned with a man she doesn’t want to sleep with. After several months of advertising this law throughout the land, rape would be virtually eliminated on the first day it is applied.

Yes folks. You read that right. Because it’s always the woman’s fault that she gets herself raped at a party.  And of course, she shouldn’t be dressed “like that,” and where’s her father or brother to chaperon her? Hmmmm…what rules does this remind us of? Hint: burqas are involved.

Roosh V is frightening. Not because he’s so manly, but because legions and legions of disillusioned, powerless, and bitter men follow him and subscribe to his worldview. As an aside, organizations like this are not surprising. It’s a backlash of extreme feminism to the absurd.

Recently Roosh V has attempted to organize offline meet ups so that the many troglodyte followers of ROK can learn how to actually function in the real world. The efforts have backfired under intense media scrutiny and “fear” for male safety (ha! thought these guys were “kings!” maybe they need burqas and chaperons too!), so all the the trolls have to stay in their caves.

Whew. That was a close one.


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