Continuing to write The Book that Won’t Die, I came upon a very in-ter-est-ing evolutionary justification for why men love round, juicy, butts.

They’re animals. More specifically, apes. Or at least a second cousin-twice-removed of one.

“Human females display enlarged buttocks permanently and are almost always sexually available to males. this is because one of the main purposes of regular human sexual activity is to encourage long-term pair-bonding for the successful rearing of children,” say Allan and Barbara Pease, authors of The Definitive Book of Body Language.

But then, I wonder: you’d be hard pressed to find 10 black women in one place who DO NOT have round, juicy booties, but we have THE MOST problems with “successful long-term pair-bonding.” What the cuss is up wit dat? Why do we seem to have it “bass-ackwards?”